tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26124891972515520652024-02-07T07:57:28.746-05:00Winter Pays for SummerLisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.comBlogger151125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-71563674890906606492016-02-16T17:16:00.002-05:002016-02-16T17:23:12.630-05:00Survivor Kaoh Rong: Brains vs Beauty vs Brawn 2 LEGO Cast RevealRejoice, for the off-season is over, and Survivor Kaoh Rong is about to begin.<br />
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As this season was filmed before Second Chance, these Survivors had to wait an entire year just for their cast reveal. And then they had to wait until now, <i>the day before the premiere</i>, to see themselves in LEGO, and to find out what <a href="https://twitter.com/SonOfMomOfKai" target="_blank">my son Kai</a> thinks of them - the struggle is real for these Survivors. Our thoughts pre-game are based purely on the pictures & bios because the videos were <i>fucking impossible</i> to find and I am a busy woman who does NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS, CBS. As always, Kai's thoughts will be in red.<br />
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THE BRAIN TRIBE - CHAN LOH</h3>
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Peter is a hot doctor. Do we have another <a href="https://twitter.com/JPCodyMD" target="_blank">Babe</a> on our hands? Let's hope so.</div>
<span style="color: red;">"How is he not brawn? He looks so strong."</span><br />
<span style="color: red;">"Sounds like everything Barack Obama would say...Illuminati confirmed." - After reading his bio.</span><br />
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<a href="https://twitter.com/nealhgottlieb" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;">NEAL GOTTLIEB</span></a></div>
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I'm a big fan of ice cream, a big fan of Neal, & a big fan of <a href="http://threetwinsicecream.com/" target="_blank">Neal's ice cream</a>. I met Neal in December, and thoroughly enjoyed his company. He's the good kind of strange.<br />
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I said, "Christmas background! Let's take a pic!", & he just started licking my hair. I can only imagine the kind of mischief he got up to in Cambodia.<br />
<span style="color: red;">"I dont approve. Stop getting licked by random strangers, Mom."</span><br />
<span style="color: red;">"Everytime I see him, I'm thinking of him licking your hair. Why, Mom?"</span><br />
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Let it be known that Debbie's bathing suit & my discovery of this minifigure tiger suit is the only reason I put time aside to do this at all this season. So thank (or curse) Debbie. I spent 3 years of my childhood in Reading, PA, so I feel Debbie. Deeply. Living in a town where the main monument is a traditional Japanese-style <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagoda_(Reading,_Pennsylvania)" target="_blank">Pagoda</a> at the top of a mountain, seemingly for no reason at all, is very odd.<br />
<span style="color: red;">"Damn." -Upon reading that Debbie thinks she'll do well because she has torture training.</span><br />
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<span style="color: red;">"She seems really smart & I think she probably has a good chance. </span><span style="color: red;">And if she's friends with </span><a href="https://twitter.com/melgotserved" target="_blank">@melgotserved</a><span style="color: red;">, she must be very smart and funny."</span><br />
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<span style="color: red;">"In 72 years he hasn't had a challenge?"</span><br />
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<span style="color: red;">"What's that?"</span> <span style="color: red;">*reads what that is*</span> <span style="color: red;">"Oh...okay..."</span><br />
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THE BEAUTY TRIBE - GONDOL</h3>
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I learned from Tai's twitter that he has a black cat named Meme that will play fetch. I like that.<br />
<span style="color: red;">"11 siblings? That's, like...irregular."</span><br />
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Nick's Personal Claim to Fame: "I'll always be a better listener than you. Meaning, I listen to people better than you do, I'm more interested in people than you are, and I accept people more than you so. And yes, sometimes I pretend to do these things, but at least I pretend, whereas you just check out and are narcissistic."<br />
<span style="color: red;">"How does he know what we are? He seems a bit cocky."</span><br />
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Anna's a pretty poker player. "Any thoughts on Anna, Kai?"<br />
<span style="color: red;">"........I don't know. No, not really."</span><br />
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<a href="https://twitter.com/meeshfitz" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;">MICHELE FITZGERALD</span></a></div>
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Michele is a pretty bartender.<br />
<span style="color: red;">"She seems like she might be able to start some drama. Harry Potter? Maybe she's a nerd, which is good because nerds are awesome."</span><br />
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Julia's cred: "I have done Habitat for Humaity so I know how to build shelter. I have killed cows in Africa, worked on a farm, and know how to make fire. I'm also quick, excellent at puzzles, and have strong social skills from job experience and being a college student." I like her on Twitter.<br />
<span style="color: red;">*raises eyebrows* "Good chance."</span><br />
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I didn't watch Caleb's season of Big Brother so I just know that there's a thing called <i>Beastmode Cowboy</i> although I'm not entirely sure what that means. I can already tell that he's my new Douchey McTool & I'm going to love hating him.<br />
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I'm not entirely sure what he goes by, since Jason is all over his Twitter feed while Kyle is nowhere in sight. I need to apologize because it actually takes a lot of time to make these silly LEGO minifigures, especially when not of a young pretty blonde. While I feel good about the board-shorts & the beard, you may notice that I simply used my Brandon Hantz torso, complete with Hantz tattoos circa Caramoan. I realize now that Kyle Jason or Kyle or Jason is a bounty hunter, & a pretty badass guy, & as soon as I have some time I will personalize his tatts so he doesn't have 'Lil Hantz across his collarbone. I'm better than this, especially when the Survivor has a beard. We all know how I feel about those guys. I'm sorry.<br />
<span style="color: red;">"Is he related to Boba? ...hahaha...Nailed it."</span><br />
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I like Darnell's smile. There may have been some miscommunication as he seems to think he's on the wrong tribe, as he says if he could, he would bring "Sunglasses so I can hide from the ugly contestants".<br />
<span style="color: red;">*nodded stoically throughout the bio without offering any thoughts*</span><br />
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Jennifer's my age, and calls herself blunt with no patience for assholes & she likes board games, so we're basically twinsies except for the whole riding motorcycles thing and being a contractor and surviving a lot of serious setbacks in her life, so maybe not so much <i>twinsies</i> - but she's my pick to win.<br />
<span style="color: red;">"She seems like a tomboy"</span><br />
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Alecia is a pretty blonde whose social media accounts hold an inordinate amount of pics of her looking out at some beautiful view. Like, far too many. <br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="text-align: center;">She cites her Grandparents as her inspiration, because - <i>and get this</i> - "My grandparents pastor a Baptist Church. Doctors, Firefighters, Nurses - they all save lives physically, but my grandparents lead people to be saved eternally." OH, OKAY.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: red; text-align: center;">"How is she on Brawn?"</span> </span><br />
I mean, I assume she carries a gigantic suitcase all over the world, so...<br />
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I dated a Scot with one "t" about 18 years ago & he was the first guy to break my heart, & I've been able to avoid all other "Scot"s up until this point. My Scot was a baseball player with frosted tips, though, not a former NBA player with <a href="https://www.google.ca/search?q=scot+pollard+hair&espv=2&biw=1299&bih=653&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj1y9SuwPvKAhWCm4MKHTUPBesQ_AUIBigB" target="_blank">kickass hair</a>, so I'll try to keep my personal feelings towards all "Scot"s out of this.<br />
<span style="color: red;">"Literally the best ever."</span><br />
Kai will have no such problem.<br />
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Cydney is a bodybuilder and looks terrifyingly strong.<br />
This is also where I apologize once more for the lack of diversity in LEGO minifigures. If anyone sees a LEGO set with a black female character (or male for that matter, as Darnell is sharing his head with both Jeremy & Brice :/) PLEASE LET ME KNOW. Cydney is sharing a face with not only Tasha, Val, Francesca, and Nadiya, but I have to keep drawing their faces because this head IS ACTUALLY A WEREWOLF. Not cool, LEGO.<br />
<span style="color: red;">"She seems like a good player"</span><br />
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<span style="text-align: start;">I'm heading out right now to participate in my second year of a fundraiser for a theatre group. It's not an open mic, a cabaret, or a party. One of Toronto's longest running theatre groups, </span><a href="http://curtaincallplayers.com/" style="text-align: start;" target="_blank">Curtain Call Players,</a><span style="text-align: start;"> hosts an annual Survivor-themed weekend at a lake in Southern Ontario, organized by the most amazing stage managers and set builders & artists you can imagine. Believe it or not, I joined the group, playing Inga in Young Frankenstein, before I knew about this. Last year was so much fun I didn't hesitate to sign up again. </span></div>
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<span style="text-align: start;">For a fun DIY camping experience, it's pretty legit. Virtually only given a tarp & some pegs, fire supplies, & a bag of rice, & a Port-A-Potty (we're theatre people, not monsters), for 3 days we go through a continuous hourly cycle of Reward Challenge, Immunity Challenge, Tribal Council, Redemption Island, and then all over again until we're at the Final Tribal Council. We had Hidden Immunity Idols, a Tribe Swap, a Merge, an Auction, a blindside so fierce it almost cost 2 bros their friendship, and emotions. So many more emotions than I had thought would be felt, were.</span></div>
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<br />Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-67641157488245445992015-05-13T17:06:00.001-04:002015-05-13T17:06:53.204-04:00Survivor: Worlds Apart - LEGO - Rodney's Damn BirthdayUpon their return to camp after a Tribal Council that saw Shirin leave, but votes being thrown towards Dan, Dan starts trying to figure out who voted for him. Will, one of the 2 who did, says <i>Hey man, let's not do this. </i>Tyler says that he felt like he had no other choice, & later, Will confesses to Dan that he voted for him, too. Dan gets super intense in a losing-your-mind kind of way.<br />
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The next morning, it's noted that it's Rodney's birthday. For the first of 21 times. I counted. Rodney is hoping to win the reward because he's going stir-crazy stuck at camp. Various tribe members throw it out there that they'll make sure he goes on a reward today. Will says even if he has to give up his spot, he'll do that. Rodney is confident. "They're gonna take me on this Reward. If I don't go on the Reward, it will be a sad, sad day. I mean, my whole game will change. But guess what? The chances of that happening are 0.0000% chance, 'cause that's how much faith I have in these people."<br />
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The Reward Challenge involves teams unspooling ribbons on a may pole, releasing a key, which will unlock balls. The balls need to land in targets via a catapult they need to jump on. First team to finish wins Reward, which is delivering supplies to local orphans, and a BBQ. There's a Schoolyard Pick to choose teams, & Will is left out. This seems to upset Rodney because Will was going to give up his spot because, you know, birthday.<br />
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Do NOT want to see Dan with these kids. "I don't want to take anything away from you being orphans. HOWEVER..." <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorWorldsApart?src=hash">#SurvivorWorldsApart</a></div>
— Lisa Ferreira (@MomOfKai) <a href="https://twitter.com/MomOfKai/status/596105789066092545">May 7, 2015</a></blockquote>
The Survivor gods don't give a fuck about birthdays, though, & Sierra, Carolyn & Mike win. Jesus is thanked, but not by Rodney, whose team lost due in part to him having to go back for his lost balls at one point. <br />
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Despite Rodney's confidence that there was a 0.0000% chance that he wouldn't be going on this Reward, nobody is giving up their spot. Sierra notes that she would have chosen him to join had it been an Individual Reward, but she never said she'd give up her own spot.<br />
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At the Reward, everyone is having a party like it's their damn birthday. They're playing, eating, laughing - they are <i>not</i> relaxing, bro.<br />
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But imagine Vince on this Reward, aligning all the orphan chakras. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorWorldsApart?src=hash">#SurvivorWorldsApart</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a></div>
— Lisa Ferreira (@MomOfKai) <a href="https://twitter.com/MomOfKai/status/596107996826046464">May 7, 2015</a></blockquote>
Forget about making orphans happy - the best thing to come out of the Reward was <a href="https://twitter.com/SonOfMomOfKai/status/596108045970608129" target="_blank">this exchange</a> between <a href="https://twitter.com/SonOfMomOfKai" target="_blank">@SonOfMomOfKai</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/SpencerBGM" target="_blank">@SpencerBGM</a> on twitter.<br />
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I feel like aside from the misogyny we saw earlier this season, Rodney may be my SpiritBro. It's like he exists just to deliver amazingly angry soliloquies. "Fucking washing dishes on my birthday. Nine miserable days left on this island that doesn't even grow fucking coconuts or any fruits. Nothing! It just has nothing here. 0 for 5 in Reward Challenges, and a bunch of scumbags who neglected me ON MY BIRTHDAY, who claim to be Survivor Family...now all bets are off. Bunch of scumbags. Not one Reward. Unbelievable. Caroline (why are names so hard for anyone to learn this season?) & Sierra...they ain't going to the end. The only people who are going to the end under my watch...is me. That's it." And it's punctuated with an angry kick on the beach I MEAN HE IS GOLD.<br />
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First they took his bae...
then they took his birthday party...
For Rodney, the struggle is real... <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SURVIVOR?src=hash">#SURVIVOR</a></div>
— Ari Ferarri (@AriFerarri) <a href="https://twitter.com/AriFerarri/status/596109551541190657">May 7, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Rodney joins Will, Tyler, & Dan at the camp, still ranting about his shitty birthday.<br />
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Rodney comes up with a plan to feign a quit. He'll tell everyone he's done & wants to be voted out, Mike won't play his idol, & they can get him out. It's not a <i>terrible</i> plan.<br />
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That night, Rodney puts on a show. "I wish Tribal Council <i>was</i> today so you guys could put my name down. Okay? Have fun. Have fun with your little game. This is a bunch of fake-ass people - I'm done. I need to get home to my real family. I'm all set. Mama C who's supposed to be a Mother, who says <i>Oh, I love you Rodney, you're like a son to me</i>. You're like a son to me? That's like saying if you leave your son home & you'd go out partying, & watch your son be deserted, at home. DOING CHORES. While you were out ON MY BIRTHDAY & <i>I claim</i> to be your son? It's all fake...If it was any other day it wouldn't matter, but it was my damn birthday..."<br />
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For all his incredible work in that scene, it was for naught, as Mike didn't fall for it. Tyler asks Carolyn in a roundabout way if she'd consider playing the idol for him. She answers with a very common Mom technique, called <i>Let's Talk About That Later</i>.<br />
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The Immunity Challenge involves standing on platforms, leaning back over the water, holding onto a rope. Rodney is struggling & Probst notices.<br />
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Will goes down like ...<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/survivor?src=hash">#survivor</a> <a href="http://t.co/QfTgVcFvo7">pic.twitter.com/QfTgVcFvo7</a></div>
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Carolyn wins Immunity, meaning Mike has to play his idol if he wants to stay in the game. Carolyn suggests that the guys vote Mike, and the girls vote Tyler. Dan is concerned his name may be written down again, because Will wrote his name down before. Rodney assures him that Will is with them 100%. He is really all or nothing with his percentage predictions, whether it's 0.0000% or 100%, & I respect that.<br />
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Tyler makes plans to vote Dan with Will & Carolyn, to get rid of Dan's 2 vote advantage, but Carolyn is still torn over the best move for her.<br />
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At Tribal Council, Mike says he's playing his idol, & is enjoying that one of the 6 have to go home. "I've got the fireworks out, some popcorn, some Pepsi..."<br />
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Good lord, if these people won't throw Rodney a birthday party, then Kai & I will.<br />
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Tyler tells Probst he'd be surprised if he's the one voted out. Mike plays his idol, and we all get to see Tyler's surprised face.<br />
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Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-22552733695184711202015-05-06T16:14:00.002-04:002015-05-06T16:15:12.383-04:00Survivor: Worlds Apart - LEGO - Rodney TimeAfter a Tribal Council that saw Will continue his tirade of disrespectfulness, Shirin is reflecting on how awful the experience was. Dan, someone who had previously wished for <i>someone to just slap that woman already</i>, is "really sorry about what happened last night at Tribal." PUKEPUKEPUKE<br />
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Shirin asks Dan which part he's sorry about, & turns out he wasn't really paying attention.<br />
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Dan then has a confessional, and I CAN'T EVEN. "Apparently there's violence in her history. If that's the case, I feel very bad for her."<br />
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I wish the Reward Challenge had been trying to figure out the most offensive part of that sentence. The "if that's the case", or the "however, that being said"? Dan continues: "...Shirin is a drama queen, she is a two-faced liar, she looooovvvves to play the victim." YOU AREN'T PLAYING THE VICTIM IF YOU'RE THE ACTUAL VICTIM, ASSHAT.<br />
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The Reward Challenge is actually a team race to get across a sandbox using only barrels & planks. Winning team gets burgers (with cheese, Probst adds, making them, you know, <i>cheeseburgers</i>) & pie. Various strategies are used.<br />
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Tyler, Dan, Will, & Carolyn win Reward - because if there's one person we all want to watch shove a burger in his face, it's Dan. Dan says he feels bad that Rodney hasn't won a reward yet. Probst points out that he can give up his spot to Rodney if he'd like. Dan is silent, & most likely cursing Probst in his head, & Rodney shakes his head & says "I'll get mine. It's all good." And in that moment, I want Rodney to have all the cheeseburgers. All of them.<br />
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Back at camp, Rodney performs a soliloquy I may use at my next audition. "I haven't been able to leave this beach once. I didn't go on one fucking reward. I'm fucking pissed. It's miserable, I'm not eating enough food, I'm shaking...I got an itchy beard, I haven't showered, my nails are nasty...did I say I'm miserable? Everybody's had a break, but I've just been locked in my cell 24-7, not being able to burst out & have some fun. I need some Rodney time. For my sanity, I need to get out of here." Not to mention, he misses Joaquin something fierce.<br />
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At the Reward, Tyler focuses his energy on keeping Dan thinking about Mike. "All he can see is top 6."<br />
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The Immunity Challenge involves holding a handle with a rope attached to a bag weighing 25% of their body weight (as of Day 1). Up for grabs are Immunity necklaces - one for the last man and woman standing. Carolyn wins the Immunity for the women, and it's down to Rodney and Mike for the men's.<br />
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But imagine Vince in this challenge, only having to hold up a bag of feathers & auras. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorWorldsApart?src=hash">#SurvivorWorldsApart</a></div>
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Rodney can't hold on any longer - or perhaps, he let go <i>just</i> to shut Dan up. Mike wins Immunity. Shirin is bummed she didn't win Immunity, too.<br />
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The rest of the tribe is thankful Shirin didn't win, because even though they can't get Mike out, it's an easy vote for them. Shirin goes on a Here's-Why-You're-Stupid Tour of Merica, pointing out that she's not a threat, & they could be voting out Tyler. Both Dan & Sierra say they agree with her, but their alliance is voting for her, so...<br />
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CBS finally shows Tyler doing something interesting, & that's stealing Dan's bag to root through it & find out what the auction's advantage is. He discovers it's an extra vote, and shares that info with Carolyn.<br />
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Mike tries to convince Dan to vote Tyler, & is remorseful that his antics at the auction have affected a once tight alliance. But the fact that Dan won't give him a second chance is making Mike wary of Dan. "It's sad that you put your faith & trust in someone, & they turn out being a lot different than you thought they were."<br />
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At Tribal Council, the jury enters & everyone I'm watching with is distracted. <i>Everyone</i>.
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Let's se- JOES HAIR!!!!!!!! -faints- <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorWorldsApart?src=hash">#SurvivorWorldsApart</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/survivor?src=hash">#survivor</a></div>
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Shirin's past is brought up by Probst, & Dan has something to contribute & I CAN'T EVEN. I CAN'T EVEN EVEN WITH THE NUMBER OF TIMES I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO EVEN THIS SEASON.<br />
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Even Probst is like <i>Shut the fuck up, bro, that is not even in the same universe as Shirin's situation</i>. <br />
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Mike pulls out his Hidden Immunity Idol & declares that he's going to play it for Shirin. Shirin is going to vote for Tyler, & he's going to vote for either Will, Rodney, Sierra or Dan. So they can vote for Tyler with Shirin, or it might be them going home. Shirin geeks out over both the play & the idol & it's adorable. Even more adorable is how she skips off to vote while everyone else is still slack-jawed.<br />
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That was like me in my old days! Teacher calls my name to write on the chalkboard. I jump up and skip there. -sigh- grade 1.</div>
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When it comes time to play the idol, Mike puts it back in his pocket with an "I love you, girl." His bluff was enough to send a few extra votes Dan's way, letting Dan know he's on the bottom. The bluff <i>wasn't</i> enough to save Shirin, who geeks out at having her torch snuffed. <3 <3 <3<br />
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Everyone claps when Shirin is voted out, & it's gross. <br />
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Shirin leaves the Tribal Council area immediately, & with much joy.<br />
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<br />Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-23780541294074840732015-04-29T18:31:00.003-04:002015-04-29T18:54:55.943-04:00Survivor: Worlds Apart - LEGO - Periscope & Horrible Human Behaviour Last week I had no time to write a recap, so Kai & I attempted a live LEGO recap of episode 9 via the live-streaming app Periscope. It was, as I expected, a little bit of disaster, but it seemed to go over well with the live viewers who couldn't be placed in the category of Survivors specifically trying to get under my skin. JK, it even went over well with people who could be placed in that category. I saved it to my phone, & it looks quite pixelated - I heard from a few that it was a little pixelated in the broadcast - was it like that for everyone? If you tuned in, please let me know. Anyway, the video is below if you would like to watch LEGO Will slide down the slide like a dead fish, have Kai give you a tour of our LEGO Minifigure tackle box, & hear Kai attempt to sing Hold Up, Bro. Download <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/periscope/id972909677?mt=8" target="_blank">Periscope</a>, because it's super fun. <br />
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**UPDATE**<br />
I just learned from Kai's twitter feed that we will be doing a Periscope this Sunday. So I guess that's happening.<br />
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Change of plans our <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Periscope?src=hash">#Periscope</a> will be on Sunday instead. We will do BOTH OF THE EPISODES and it will be epic. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TeamShirin?src=hash">#TeamShirin</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a><br />
— Kai Ferreira (@SonOfMomOfKai) <a href="https://twitter.com/SonOfMomOfKai/status/593547157057056769">April 29, 2015</a></blockquote>
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This week's episode made me nauseous for several reasons, but we'll focus on the biggest one: the continued bullying of Shirin, which crossed the line from constant to excessive to what the fuck is wrong with these people.<br />
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I understand that not all viewers love Shirin the way I do, the way the Survivor bloggers/podcasters/tweeters I call my friends do - and to that I say that a lot of people also think Rupert is a strategic mastermind, & think Russell Hantz is a swell guy. Opinions are great! Have them. Share them. Amazingly, you can do that without being cruel, or without personally attacking someone. Novel idea, I know.<br />
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The tribe returns from camp after voting Joe out, & the next morning Mike overhears Rodney plotting with Carolyn, Tyler, & Will. Rodney has flipped on the Blue Collars & that is such a No Collar thing to do.<br />
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It's auction time & Trader Jeff's is open for business. First item remains covered, & Will buys it for $100. It's a piece of paper, & Will gets excited & everyone else is swearing. He opens the paper & reads it. Advantage in the next challenge? Clue to an idol? Nope. Turns out Will bought himself out of the auction & has to leave Trader Jeff's immediately.<br />
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Next item is Chicken & Waffles & Shirin bids $300, saying she didn't want to bid on an advantage at the auction so she just wanted to go for it. Before the advantage comes up, Probst brings out letters from home & Shirin uses her Superfan powers to let everyone know that whatever they're bought at, everyone else can buy at that price. So Sierra buys her letters for $20 & everyone else is able to do the same. Not all those who have been holding out for the advantage want to give up an extra $20 that could secure them that prize. Dan is already in tears, pleads with them to please all do it, & Mike says <i>Of course, after you, bro.</i> And then after Dan buys his letters, Mike turns & walks away without buying his. Even Probst seems taken aback by such a bold move. It was amazing, & I wish he hadn't reneged on it. Yes, horrible, horrible social move, but it's the kind of move people write songs about to be set to LEGO minifigures. Carolyn calls bullshit & gets up to return her letters - <i>how is that a thing you can do?</i> Dislike. Mike can't take it & buys his letters.<br />
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The 3 who held out for the advantage - Carolyn, Dan, & Mike all bid their remaining money - $480, & draw rocks to see who wins it. Dan pulls the white rock & yells "Yeah, Baby", & Carolyn is confused & thinks she won for a moment.<br />
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Back at camp, Will is alone & devastated & sad music plays & this is the last time anybody feels sorry for Will. Turns out he gets a secret stash of food, & he decides to bring it all back to share with Merica.<br />
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Mike immediately starts putting a spin on his Auction move, telling Sierra & Dan that the only reason he almost <i>didn't</i> buy his letter was because Rodney flipped on their alliance. He then proceeds to call Rodney out in front of everyone, & Rodney handles it masterfully. Yes. Rodney throws it back at Mike, expressing disbelief that he's ruining everyone's moments with their letters from home. Merica starts nodding their heads, & OMG Rodney is kind of more than okay at this game.<br />
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Later, Rodney finds a still emotional Dan and strengthens his <i>Wow, can you believe Mike almost didn't let you have this experience?</i> pitch.<br />
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The advantage Dan won at the Auction isn't your average advantage in the next Immunity Challenge. It's an extra vote at a Tribal Council.<br />
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Mike and Jenn agree that there was probably more to Will's stash that he kept to himself, because no good deed goes unpunished in Survivor. Tyler tells Will that Shirin, Mike, & Jenn are spreading rumours that there's more food, so Will grabs Rodney, shows him the empty box, they bring back the empty box, & then Will goes on a tirade against Shirin, as Mike & Jenn aren't around.<br />
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Does he have every right to be outraged that his generous act is now being met with suspicion, & that his character & trustworthiness are now being questioned? Of course. Should he realize it's only fair that this came up, since sneakiness and duplicity are parts of playing this game? Probably. But Will's reaction is far beyond the spectrum of reason. So far beyond that it's nauseating. So far beyond that I CAN'T EVEN. FOR, LIKE, THE 4th TIME THIS SEASON. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE.<br />
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Will calls Shirin "a greedy ass", & says she sits & eats all day. Shirin's eyebrows raise & she asks him if he really has to speak to her like that. YES I DO, he basically screams back at her. And the fucking horns of Isengard rise & fall in the background. Mike shows up & tries to get Shirin out of there. Not before Will tells Shirin that nobody likes her (lolokay <3 <3 <3) & that nobody back home is missing her. <i>We all have loved ones that love & care for us - you have nothing</i>. WTF. Like, for real what the fuck. What in the actual fuck.<br />
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<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/fbf?src=hash">#fbf</a> to when we all mistakenly thought Will couldn't look any worse than this on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorWorldsApart?src=hash">#SurvivorWorldsApart</a>. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a> <a href="http://t.co/IyBZziMjtT">pic.twitter.com/IyBZziMjtT</a><br />
— Lisa Ferreira (@MomOfKai) <a href="https://twitter.com/MomOfKai/status/591607026641281024">April 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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In Shirin's confessional, she comments that after growing up with constant verbal abuse, she gets worked up about it, but it's remarkable how cool & calm she seems to be. One might even marvel at how <i>collective</i> she is. Shirin points out that not one person aside from Mike said anything at all. Pretty gross.<br />
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Kind-of-side-note: I'm in the middle of reading The Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell, & I immediately recalled The Bystander Effect while watching this. The Bystander Effect basically shows that the larger the number of bystanders to an event resulting in distress or injury is, the less likely it is that help will be given. In other words, when in a group where someone needs help, human instinct is to assume that if the others don't step up, it's probably not as big a deal as we think it is, because if it were, someone else *would* have stepped up & helped. So we stay silent, & so does everyone else. Pretty disturbing. Maybe if Tyler had been the only one present while Will was yelling at Shirin, he would have said something. Maybe Sierra would have, if she had been the sole witness. I still can't get my head around the fact that this is happening with cameras all around. Like, can you really forget that the cameras are there? Really? Yes, I know, I haven't experienced what anyone out there has experienced. You don't have to send me messages stating that. But I have experience being a human being. And that's all one should need to *not* personally attack someone in this way. I know I've said it before, & some of you have heard it <i>many</i> times, but really, just don't be a dick. It's literally all anyone needs to do. Just don't be a dick. Don't. Don't be one.<br />
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At the Immunity Challenge, Will asks to sit out of the Challenge in exchange for his letter from home. Probst says Sure, but only if nobody objects. For a moment, everyone is silent & my redheaded temper is unsatisfied & I think I'm going to have to tweet something about Shirin being a better person than all of us. But then...<br />
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And I'm happy! Shirin's not a better person than all of us - SHE *IS* ALL OF US.<br />
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You guys, there *is* a middle finger emoji! 🙋🏽 <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorWorldsApart?src=hash">#SurvivorWorldsApart</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/theshirin">@theshirin</a><br />
— Lisa Ferreira (@MomOfKai) <a href="https://twitter.com/MomOfKai/status/591037490859008000">April 23, 2015</a></blockquote>
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I mean, yes, she is better than me, because Shirin didn't make it personal & just said <i>He bought himself out of the Auction & the game's the game.</i> I probably would not have been so civil. Shirin's badass handraising doesn't get Isengard horns, because that's for the bad guys. She gets Morricone because she's the fucking good guy in the spaghetti western this season is turning out to be. CLEAN UP THE TOWN, SHERIFF SHIRIN.<br />
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The Immunity Challenge is pretty much an egg race with balls, & Mike wins. (But imagine Vince in that challenge, dead last because he recognizes these balls as truth-seeking balls and is trying to use them to clear all of the negative energy out of the tribe.)<br />
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Rodney's bummed because he can't immediately build on the animosity towards Mike, but Will's pumped.<br />
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Mike, Shirin & Jenn agree to vote for Carolyn, but it will only work if Mike can convince Dan to vote with him.<br />
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Mike gives Dan a very impassioned speech about who has developed trust with him since Day 1, & seems to give Dan a lot to think about. He's very upset that he's a swing vote, which doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Tyler approaches him & calmly lets him know that his alliance was questioning him because he spent so long talking to Mike, & Dan completely overreacts. He snaps at Tyler & everyone else with a childish kind of viciousness. <i>Enough of the game. If I go with them, that's my choice.</i><br />
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At Tribal Council, Will gets right into what he calls "an incident". Shirin makes it clear that Will didn't just explode over being questioned over the food, but turned it into a personal attack, which Will denies at every step. It's appalling. "He started talking about how I have no family, how I'm a loser, how more people in this game like him than like me in my entire life..."<br />
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"...that I have no soul, that he needs to pray for me..."<br />
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Shirin is extremely emotional, but does Will even acknowledge that someone is visibly upset, let alone that it's because of his actions? Nope. As Shirin is sharing the history of abuse that tore her family apart, Will continuously interrupts her to defend himself, saying he didn't verbally assault her, he just called her out, & when she gets called out, she "plays the victim". He said it with the air quotes. Yes, really. Twice, actually. Shirin then notes that everyone was standing around just watching this happen like it was entertainment, & I'm so glad she did that.<br />
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One good thing came out of this episode:<br />
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<br />Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-91328959265505881502015-04-15T19:01:00.002-04:002015-04-15T19:01:30.969-04:00Survivor: Worlds Apart - LEGO - Love You, MericaMerica (*shudder*) just voted off Kelly, & Rodney takes Will aside once they get back to camp.<br />
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Despite having an enormous chunk of salami & fresh fruit around the camp - presumably left over from the merge feast - it's not enough food for Rodney. He tells Shirin to put another scoop of rice on the fire, & is annoyed that "Joe & his stooges" have been running the food ship ever since they merged. Personally, I wouldn't consider anyone who follows Joe around "a stooge". I would consider them a human being. With eyeballs. SORRY VINCE, IT'S TRUE. Rodney is trying to keep his anger under control, though with his very own 3Cs.</div>
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The Reward Challenge involves untying bags of puzzles from balance beams. The first 3 to finish move on to a puzzle portion. First to finish gets to zip-line through the rainforest to a "pizza picnic". Hi Jeff, everyone in the world just calls that a pizza party, inside or outside. A Pizza Picnic is as much a thing as No Collar is a thing, which is not at all. STOP TRYING TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN. </div>
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Nobody is shocked that Joe wins. Individual Immunity is a double-edged sword, of course, as Joe now has to choose who shares his reward. He chooses Tyler, Will, & Carolyn. Probst says <i>Pick one more, just for fun</i>. Rodney says <i>I'm the most staahving</i>, & Joe says, <i>You're also eating the most, bro, </i>& Rodney says,<i> Whatever, bro, I'm just keeping it real. I'm fine - if you don't pick me, I'll just go back to camp & think about Joaquin.</i><br />
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Dan is speaking condescendingly to a woman again, & this time it's to Shirin, & I CAN'T EVEN.<br />
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He basically tells her she's stupid for siding with the lower numbers & Shirin's like <i>I have plans, you don't understand my game</i>, & underneath all her words you can hear FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE.<br />
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Oh Dan, the irony of your Twitter handle. You can't write this stuff. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a><br />
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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Dan then tells Shirin she's got no game left, she'll be first to go if Joe wins Immunity again, she sucks, what a loser, blah blah blah. But he's not done being a complete asshole yet, <span style="font-size: x-large;">BECAUSE THEN, </span></div>
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Meanwhile, Mike's eating termites, still looking for the idol, having an emotional moment. He gets full-on montage music while he hunts for the idol, with inspirational messages skywritten across the sky, so it's no surprise when he finds the idol.<br />
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The Immunity Challenge is a series of slide puzzles. First to finish wins Immunity. Probst says <i>Hey Shirin, this is *just* a puzzle. Are you going to kill this challenge or what? </i>Shirin then goes FULL ADORABLE & says it depends on if she can supress her fandom, as she's still geeking out about being on Survivor. On Day 22. How does anyone not adore this woman? Shirin says she has to contain her excitement, like holding in a bomb.<br />
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But imagine Vince in this challenge, with the spirits of his ancestors surrounding him, guiding him on his slide puzzle journey. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a><br />
— Lisa Ferreira (@MomOfKai) <a href="https://twitter.com/MomOfKai/status/585964912691773441">April 9, 2015</a></blockquote>
Everyone but Hali & Rodney are on the last puzzle, about which Probst says "You will know when you have it." Mmmm, not so much if you're Dan, who incorrectly thinks he's right twice. Clearly he's a fan who focused on basic math, but not basic spelling.<br />
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Outyit Olsnoy Opwast- What Dan apparently thought that puzzle should say. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a><br />
— Purple Rock Podcast (@PurpleRockPod) <a href="https://twitter.com/PurpleRockPod/status/585965532739805184">April 9, 2015</a></blockquote>
Joe, of course, wins, making him undefeated in individual Immunity wins.<br />
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I want somebody else to win so this season of survivor is not just joe winning <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/challenges?src=hash">#challenges</a> and people being jealous. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorWorldsApart?src=hash">#SurvivorWorldsApart</a><br />
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Despite Dan trying to convince his alliance to get rid of Shirin, Mike is still running the show until Rodney finds a ship to take over, & Mike wants one of the other No Collars gone. <br />
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The girls say <i>Wait a minute, we all think Dan's the worst? Why don't we just get rid of him?</i><br />
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At Tribal Council, Tyler says that a chainsaw never split Merica into 2 distinct tribes, it just blurred the lines even more & yes, I wish I had a Beetlejuice minifig so I could make a Robin Thicke meme. Mike says they're all gamers.<br />
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We were robbed, I tell you.<br />
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Dan says "Flippers never win", & Shirin says <i>Excuse me, but Tony flipped all the motherfucking time & he won epically, so suck it. </i>A flag raises behind Hali, fireworks go off above her, & Will hums Merica's anthem, Livin' on a Prayer.<br />
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Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-46318230971254814212015-04-08T18:01:00.001-04:002015-04-11T10:05:56.643-04:00Survivor Worlds Apart - LEGO - Merica, Fuck No<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en">
Previously on... <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SURVIVOR?src=hash">#SURVIVOR</a>
Rodney experiences loss <a href="http://t.co/4fqRUOtSqk">pic.twitter.com/4fqRUOtSqk</a><br />
— Ari Ferarri (@AriFerarri) <a href="https://twitter.com/AriFerarri/status/583418765259345921">April 2, 2015</a></blockquote>
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The New Escameca tribe returns to camp after Tribal Council, & Rodney is missing his bro Joaquin. Mike explains to Rodney that they felt Joaquin was the one pulling Rodney in & not the other way around. Rodney is like <i>Hell No</i>.<br />
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New Nagarote reads Tree Mail which basically screams "MERGE TIME" like a Weasley letter arriving at Hogwarts, & Will's like <i>Mmmm, I don't know. I think it's just a reward.</i><br />
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They head back to the chosen camp & find that nothing is left & they must start from scratch. Mike immediately gathers wood, & reconnects with Kelly. Joe fills his No Collars in on everyone from New Nagarote. Jenn asks if Rodney is smart.<br />
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.<a href="https://twitter.com/AriFerarri">@AriFerarri</a> KAI BEAT YOU TO IT, SUCKER. <a href="http://t.co/5NXybvd865">pic.twitter.com/5NXybvd865</a><br />
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Rodney<i> is </i>smarter than his soundbites, though, & so begins his journey of vengeance against those who voted out his bro Joaquin. His plan is to gather up Will, Kelly, & Carolyn to play with the Blues until they aren't needed. Carolyn is still the closest with Tyler, & they know they have to keep their tight alliance a secret, as nothing panics these people more than a pair.<br />
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Dan gets stung by a jellyfish. Jenn tells him to put his foot in hot water & somewhere Max rips a bunch of kale to shreds in frustration (& then hand massages in olive oil & balsamic vinegar because lolololol at Max wasting kale). I mean, we're all agreed that Dan's feet <i>have to be</i> more gross than Max's feet, right? Shirin offers to pee on Dan's foot & <3 <3 <3.<br />
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Then they pick a merge name & I CAN'T EVEN. The only redeeming quality about the tribe name <i>Merica </i>is that it's slightly easier to swallow than the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/dirty30" target="_blank">#Dirty30</a> hashtag this cast (& every lush 29 year old planning a birthday party) is intent on <a href="https://www.google.ca/search?q=it%27s+not+gonna+happen&espv=2&biw=1878&bih=917&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=U5ElVZHEDISkyQSmvoHICg&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&dpr=0.75#tbm=isch&q=it%27s+not+going+to+happen" target="_blank">trying to make happen</a>. <br />
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Hali goes on about her love for the Constitution for an absurdly long time - the Constitution MUST be her Number 1 passion. I'm petitioning for a National Treasure 3, where Nicolas Cage tries to take the Constitution away from Hali.<br />
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The Immunity Challenge is the hold-on-to-the-pole one, & Jenn gets a bee sting "in a sensitive area", Rodney holds onto his pole like it's Joaquin, & Probst doesn't disappoint either.<br />
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Joe is amazebuns in this challenge & never drops from the top spot on his pole & wins Immunity. Somewhere, Vince lights some incense, sits in silence, & searches for the truth of what Joe has that he doesn't. Man bun? Check. Abs? Check. Ability to resist smelling the hair of ladies around him? Che...oh, there it is. Once again, I'd be remiss if I didn't remind everyone that we were robbed when Vince was voted out.<br />
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But imagine Vince in this challenge, floating *next* to his pole as he summons the easterly winds for assistance. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorWorldsApart?src=hash">#SurvivorWorldsApart</a><br />
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Back at camp, the Blue Collars decide to vote for Jenn, but they tell Will to vote for Hali, so they'll know whether they can trust him or not. Shitty deal for Will.<br />
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Jenn tells Hali they need to find out which of them will be targeted, because she has an idol to play. Hali says, "How did you get it?" This is a future criminal defense attorney & she asked this question in the middle of a game that has idols <i>literally everywhere for anyone to find</i>. Great job, MERICA.<br />
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At Tribal Council, the vote is still very much up in the air.<br />
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"It could be anyone of us." Except for Joe, of course. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/duh?src=hash">#duh</a><br />
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Time to vote, Probst asks if anyone wants to play an idol, & Jenn plays hers, for herself. She doesn't even seize the opportunity to say <i>Hold Up, Bro</i>, as a <i>double</i> Survivor callback, though. And she calls herself a Survivor fan. The Blue Collar alliance looks crestfallen, & it's clear that Jenn made the right call once the votes are read, as Will's vote for Hali is the only one <i>not </i>for Jenn. The No Collar alliance stuck with their decision to vote out Kelly, & out Kelly goes.<br />
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<br />Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-86757211743258945602015-04-01T16:22:00.001-04:002015-04-11T10:06:05.785-04:00Survivor: Worlds Apart - LEGO - Brodown, I repeat, BRO DOWNOnce again, an episode begins not with the tribe returning from Tribal Council, but with the tribe dealing with the results of the vote the next morning. Shirin describes Tribal as "a little bit of a heartbreaker" & asks Carolyn if her flipping on White Collar means she isn't planning on working with her in the future.<br />
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Carolyn tries to tell Shirin that she was nothing but a puppet to Max, & just like Squeaky, Shirin denies it & defends Max. Shirin feels completely on her own, & reflects that it's not unlike her childhood, where she was ostracized & fought to get people to like her. Girrrrl, the Internet is in love with you. You're good now, & now is all that matters. Call me when 11 year old you makes a <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrisunera/times-we-wished-our-parents-said-no-to-the-dress#.cnVOZ0qVY" target="_blank">worst-dressed Buzzfeed list</a>... <br />
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In all seriousness, I was always the new kid in school, moving around in the middle of school years with my family, & I looked like ^that^ only soon to have the additions of enormous glasses, a retainer, & the results of a crimping iron. I never made friends easily as a kid. I was painfully shy. I was bullied. I was told I was ugly, & I believed it. There are more stories I could share that would give this more weight, but I'll edit it out like I'm a Survivor producer & just say it sucked. It sucked gigantic monkey balls. But, like Shirin says, you learn to adapt, eventually. You just have to live those experiences, even if it takes a very, very long time to realize that a) you're actually stronger than most people, & b) that those experiences are what developed that strength. Get it, girl. <3<br />
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Over at New Escameca, Dan is telling the tale of that time he lost his manties in the water. Rodney is annoyed, & wishes he had someone on his level. Not since Alec & Drew, not since Aras & Vytas, not since Malcolm & Reynold, & dare I say it - not since <i>Stephen & JT</i>, has there been a Survivor Bromance like Joaqney. It's all Bromance memes from here on out, basically. You've been warned.<br />
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The Reward Challenge is a vertical obstacle course. Once at the top, sandbags will be launched towards targets. First tribe to hit all their targets wins a reward of watching turtles & eating beef stew, & mac & cheese, &...hot chocolate? <br />
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Under the stars,
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New Nagarote wins & Shirin is happy for more time to try to fit in with the <strike>Pink Ladies, </strike>the <strike>Heathers, </strike>the <strike>Plastics, </strike> the rest of her tribe. She's mildly regretful that they all didn't get sick together just so she would have something else in common with these people. First of all, never try to be common or have things in common, because common is bad because it's <i>common</i>. Nobody strives to be Kevin Jonas - always strive for Nick. But if her wistful delivery expressing regret that the whole tribe didn't get sick doesn't endear Shirin to you, I don't know what kind of monster you are. <br />
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At Escameca, everyone is dreaming of washing down some mac & cheese with a nice hot cup of hot chocolate & no I will not let this go. Joaquin is explaining the tribe dynamics to Sierra - Tyler's trustworthy & Joe is strong.<br />
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"Joe is very strong." I feel Vince's tears. 💧💧<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorWorldsApart?src=hash">#SurvivorWorldsApart</a><br />
— Kai Ferreira (@SonOfMomOfKai) <a href="https://twitter.com/SonOfMomOfKai/status/580887682160672768">March 26, 2015</a></blockquote>
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The Immunity Challenge to be thrown is a memory challenge, which should be easy to throw. Until Mike is up against Kelly, who, as every live-tweeter was happy to point out, may still be concussed. Mike's acting is so bad it's unclear whose acting school he's a student of - Ozzy's or Malcolm's? Kelly finally manages to get it right, "winning" Immunity for New Nagarote.</div>
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At Escameca, Mike is wary of how quickly Joaquin & Tyler pulled Rodney in. Next could be Sierra, he posits. At Tribal Council, Sierra's estrangement from the former Blue Collars is discussed, as is the opportunity that presents itself with a Tribe Swap. Sierra says she felt more comfortable with this new tribe than she did in 11 days with her old tribe. Jeff says "Mike, this is not good news."</div>
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"This is not good news." No Jeff it's Fox News. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorWorldsApart?src=hash">#SurvivorWorldsApart</a><br />
— Kai Ferreira (@SonOfMomOfKai) <a href="https://twitter.com/SonOfMomOfKai/status/580894451364728834">March 26, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Have you ever seen a parent in a store who has just realized their child is no longer standing beside them? And they're not sure which aisle their child has wandered down, or behind which display they're crouching, so their mind goes to the worst possible place - that some creep has scooped up their child & are currently throwing them in the back of a dirty old van? That look on the parent's face is the look on Rodney's face as the votes are read.<br />
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Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-38227700920156758142015-03-25T14:46:00.000-04:002015-04-11T10:06:18.755-04:00Survivor: Worlds Apart - LEGO - Hold Up; Teach Me About Women, BroIt's a double episode this week, and as always, Kai's comments will be in red font so you can choose to read only the funnier Ferreira's comments if you like.<br />
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The No Collars return to camp after voting Nina out.<br />
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This was the first challenge that Nina could have actually had a point about her tribe seeing her loss of hearing as a disadvantage, but she's gone so I guess we'll never know how that would have played out. Sad we never got to see feathers peeking out of a blindfold as well - OR if they had made Vince the caller, how fucking amazing would that have been? <i>Just follow the wind. Where is your heart leading you? Seek the truth of the item. You're beautiful humans no matter what. Connect with the colour of your aura.</i> We were all ripped off. No Collar finishes first & wins the fowl, White Collar finishes second & wins the not-quite-dozen of eggs. Blue Collar finishes last, which is interesting, as the whole challenge involved being told what to do & Probst said that was their thing. HE SAID.</div>
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The No Collars wish Will a Happy Birthday & decide to celebrate with one of the chickens. Jenn isn't happy because deaf people suck, but chickens are precious souls. Joe killing the chicken was the third time my Mom couldn't look. And there was a man bun on the screen - <i>who can resist looking at a man bun</i>? Jenn leaves the camp-turned-slaughterhouse & looks for an Idol & surprise! She finds one.<br />
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Will it be crabs or herpes tonight? Fingers crossed for chlamydia! In Rodney's defense, he also admits you don't know what you're getting when you hook up with a girl at a carnival, or a museum as well. It's not just the drunk girls. It's ALL the girls. <a href="http://mashable.com/2014/05/26/yesallwomen-hashtag/" target="_blank">#YESALLWOMEN</a><br />
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Jeez Rodney hates girls. if I was a girl and I met Rodney I would throw a pie at his face. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a></div>
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Over on White Collar, eggs are boiling, & Shirin is grateful they didn't win the chicken because who amongst them could slaughter a chicken? Well, Shirin could. She reveals that she was practical, & learned how to kill a chicken, & slaughtered a rabbit. This discussion was the fourth time my Mom couldn't look at the screen.<br />
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Hunting psychology?
Lizard: golden 🐉
Snake: golden 🐍
Chicken: golden 🐔
Rat: old school 🐀
Rabbit: sociopathic 🐇
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The tribe is discussing who to sit out at the next challenge & Max suggests if they sit out Shirin, she will feel alienated & I guess the insinuation is that she will panic & drive everyone nuts. Carolyn is offended that she has to worry about someone's feelings, even though the social game is a huge part of Survivor, & placating someone absolutely is a thing to be considered.</div>
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The Immunity Challenge involves what Probst dubs "Rope Management" as Survivors are tied to a rope they must maneuver around, grab bags of balls, then maneuver 3 balls up a wall, past many holes to settle them into spots, using more ropes. No Collar finishes first, followed by White Collar, & Blue Collar is going to Tribal Council.<br />
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Dan teaches us all about women & I CAN'T EVEN.<br />
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Lindsey & Sierra have found themselves on the outside of their tribe, & a new leader is emerging with SO MUCH WISDOM.<br />
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After the Lindsey vote, Sierra can't trust her tribe. Good thing for her it's Tribe Swap time. <br />
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Sierra ends up on the new Escameca with all the men except Max & Will, who are on the new Nagarote with the rest of the women.<br />
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The first Reward Challenge is lacrosse with the reward of kitchen supplies. Escameca wins.<br />
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Nagarote goes back to their camp & Hali reflects on how the game might change now that they're not all No Collars. In fact you might say that No Collars <i>are not even a thing anymore</i>. You could even suggest that they <i>never were a thing at all</i>. Nevertheless, she continues to live the No Collar philosophy.<br />
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Over at Escameca, Rodney gives more insight into the #1 love of his life.<br />
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Rodney, Mike, & Dan leave to get water & as soon as they're out of earshot, Sierra tells Joe, Joaquin, & a very stoic Tyler, exactly how much her former Blue Collars suck, & how happy she is to have them. Tyler calls her a broken puppy & says "Bring me your poor, your tired, your huddled Survivors."<br />
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I said in <a href="http://winterpaysforsummer.blogspot.ca/2015/01/survivor-worlds-apart-cast-in-lego.html" target="_blank">my cast assessment</a> that Tyler reminded me of a Cabbage Patch Kid all grown up. Specifically, my brother's childhood CPK named Ollie Hunter. Which my Mom found for me.<br />
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The problem is that nobody else is down to party with her. She's singing & whistling & this annoys Jenn because what could be more No Collar than not bothering to learn your tribemate's name, or wanting to know about her life, man.<br />
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Jenn tells Max to put his feet in a pot of water. Hali then freaks out because Max has a plantar's wart on his foot, & now it's in the pot they boil their drinking water from. So now Max is disgusting, even though Jenn is the one who clearly told him to put his feet in the pot. Also, how is Jenn annoyed with Shirin's voice, but <i>okay with Hali's</i>? I want to stuff my ears with all of the fringes from her bikini every time she says <i>disgahstinggah.</i><br />
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Carolyn reveals that even though it looks like 3 White Collars, 3 No Collars, she is hoping to blindside Max & Shirin.<br />
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Over at Escameca, Mike takes a turn teaching us about women & I CAN'T EVEN.<br />
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Immunity Challenge time, & this one involves placing pots on a sled that will be dragged through an obstacle course & also will 100% look like monkey balls. The pots will go on stands to be destroyed by a wrecking ball & we will discover the pots were filled with popcorn. Escameca wins, as they have the most Blue Collars so obviously they're the best with wrecking balls.<br />
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"I can take that power away from you" -Carolyn is she kryptonite talking to super man? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Superman?src=hash">#Superman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a><br />
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At Tribal Council, Shirin is telling Probst that White Collar never gelled, & then she giggles because Probst made a face at her & HOW DO YOU NOT LOVE THIS WOMAN?<br />
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Kai & I went to the Toronto Zoo over his March Break, & he took several pictures that reminded him of season 30, so far. Sadly, we saw no monkey sex, nor monkey balls...but we did see several penises, not that any penis after a Tapir penis matters.<br />
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Yeah. That's a penis. We were seriously talking about that penis all day. And I've been talking about that penis all week.<br />
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More pictures taken by Kai that reminded him of Survivor:<br />
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<br />Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-12314788868114533902015-03-16T20:06:00.003-04:002015-04-11T10:06:44.871-04:00Survivor: Worlds Apart - LEGO - Monkey Sex & RHAPKIA2I watched this episode in New York, in a room filled with Survivors, fans, bloggers, podcasters, & alcohol, at the RHAP Live Know-It-Alls Event, and you can watch the video of <a href="https://twitter.com/robcesternino" target="_blank">Rob Cesternino</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/stephenfishbach" target="_blank">Stephen Fishbach</a>'s after-show discussion <a href="http://robhasawebsite.com/survivor-2015-live-know-it-alls-recap-episode-3-of-worlds-apart-gotham-comedy-club-podcast/" target="_blank">here</a>. <br />
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The No Collars return to camp after voting Vince out, who seems to have been both "a snake", & a spider, "spinning webs", so clearly his spirit animal is a chameleon. It's all genetics. Nina knows she's the next to go home now that one of her allies just voted her other ally out of the game. She pleads with her tribe for about 2 straight minutes, & her words boil down to one simple idea that should be everyone's mantra in life. It's not as complicated as some people think.<br />
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Here's where CBS tried to make the hashtag #Psalm121 happen, based on Mike's tattoo. Psalm 121 actually begins: "I lift up my eyes to the mountains - where does my help come from? My help comes from the Lord, the maker of heaven & earth." So to answer Lindsey, maybe that <i>is</i> what Mike believes? </div>
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To see the actual photos from the trip that these pics are recreations of, go <a href="https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10153100577720891.1073741836.541845890&type=1&l=84e18bdb23" target="_blank">here</a>. They were mostly taken by <a href="https://twitter.com/ChannonSarah" target="_blank">Sarah Freeman</a>, who is mildly obsessed with me. Thanks to <a href="https://twitter.com/spooloflies" target="_blank">Amy Stern</a> for letting me crash at Nerd Heaven, aka her apartment.</div>
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<br />Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-75467636183596141312015-03-09T12:12:00.003-04:002015-04-11T10:06:57.105-04:00Survivor: Worlds Apart - LEGO - No QualmsIn an interesting turn, we don't start the episode with White Collar's night-vision return to camp after voting So out. We begin at Blue Collar's camp the next morning, where Mike is eating all of the creatures with exoskeletons that he can find.<br />
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Another exoskeleton of sorts - a terribly necessary one - has gone missing in a wave.<br />
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Dan. Just don't. 😐 just no. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorWorldsApart?src=hash">#SurvivorWorldsApart</a><br />
— Kai Ferreira (@SonOfMomOfKai) <a href="https://twitter.com/SonOfMomOfKai/status/573287679200260096">March 5, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Over at White Collar, they finally have fire on Day 4 & the heat is too much for Max, who strips down to swim. <br />
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Personally, I don't think nudity is that big a deal, but a lot has been said about the nakedness this week. IMO, a naked Max blurred out is much less revealing than a Max in his underwear, so I'm not really sure why viewers have been making such a fuss. Of course, I just finished a run of The Full Monty, so maybe I'm too used to seeing naked men walk around. (I know that sounds implausible, but it could happen. You place tassels on an ass every night for 3 weeks, & it becomes as mundane as your mic check.) My point is that all of the people who found this offensive & disrespectful strictly because of the nudity - & not for any other reason - should <i>want</i> Max naked. Blur = actual coverage.<br />
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Even though it's blurred I'm still like 🙊🙈 <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorWorldsApart?src=hash">#SurvivorWorldsApart</a><br />
— Kai Ferreira (@SonOfMomOfKai) <a href="https://twitter.com/SonOfMomOfKai/status/573289218799226880">March 5, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Whether I will be live-tweeting this week's episode or not depends on whether or not the Gotham Comedy Club has Wifi or if some nice person wants to hotspot their connection for me because I'll be at the <a href="http://gothamcomedyclub.com/event.cfm?id=360517" target="_blank">Live Know It Alls Event</a> in NY! If you'll be there too, let me know - I'll make you a minifigure if you buy me a bourbon on the rocks. <br />
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Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-3278956704624459142015-03-04T15:33:00.000-05:002015-04-11T10:07:10.309-04:00Survivor: Worlds Apart - LEGO - Truth SeekingThe 30th season of Survivor begins with the tribes arriving via trucks. Kai approved.<br />
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We are treated to brief little intros, some of which contain gems like:</div>
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<span style="color: red;">"I like Dan. He's confident - <i>Bring it on!</i> Also hairy."</span><br />
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Tribes are asked to choose a leader. Max makes a comment about No Collars not being able to make a decision. LOL, you guys. L.O.L. All the chosen leaders must then choose a second-in-command, & they go off & have a choice between <i>Honest & Deceive</i> - how this is not <i>Honesty & Deception</i>, or <i>Honest & Deceptive</i>, I don't know, but it hurts my brain. White Collars Joaquin & So are the only pair to choose the dishonest option - a small bag of beans for the tribe, & a clue to a Hidden Immunity Idol for themselves.</div>
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Kai recalls that So referred to herself as the devil in her intro. <span style="color: red;">"You are the devil because you picked deceive."</span><br />
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Crabs are scurrying along the beach, being swung around, & being corralled into pots.<br />
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Blue Collar motors through building their camp, getting fire started without a flint, & general camaraderie.</div>
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Rodney uses the time-honoured tradition of tattoo-comparison to bond with Lindsey. Mike says he knew if he had a chance to get extra protein, he would take that chance.</div>
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Mike isn't the only one who's all about the protein - just ask <a href="https://twitter.com/DaltonRoss" target="_blank">Dalton Ross</a>' minifigure:<br />
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"There's something about Jenn that just seems real, & that makes me comfortable. Completely. Emotionally secure, physically secure, & it's wonderful.</div>
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<span style="color: red;">"Oh Vince. Such a flirter."</span><br />
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Jenn has made Vince so comfortable & secure, in fact, that he takes over the building of the shelter with strict ideas & instructions, much to Joe's chagrin. He reminds Vince that they aren't White Collars, or even Blue Collars. They're No Collars! That's a thing! They don't make or follow the rules - they break the rules. Probst said so!</div>
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<span style="color: red;">"Chests can get <i>too</i> hairy. Look at Dan. Too hairy. You would get it if you were a boy. I mean, I know I'm only 10, but it's coming."</span><br />
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Over at White Collar, their shelter sucks, & they can't make fire. Joaquin points out that they're White Collars, so why <i>would</i> they know how to make a fire?<br />
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Carolyn watches Joaquin & So go off, obviously looking for an idol, so she looks around the same areas.<br />
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The Immunity Challenge is a large obstacle course ending in a puzzle of their choosing - either 5, 10, or 50 pieces. First & second tribes to finish win a fire-making kit & a flint, respectively, & both win Immunity.<br />
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White Collar has a big lead until the puzzle portion. They choose the 50 piece where the other 2 tribes choose the 10 piece, a repeat of Cochran's final Caramoan Immunity puzzle.<br />
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Max sees this & gains confidence. "Guys, they are not in a million years getting that." Max's sense of how long things should take is quite distorted, however, as seen from his slow sashay over to the puzzle as if he has all the time in the world. He is proven wrong as Joe impresses yet again & finishes the puzzle as quickly as he made fire & as fiercely as he stole Jenn's attention from Vince. Mike follows soon after for the Blue Collars, sending the White Collars to the first Tribal Council of season 30.<br />
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So has a confessional in a tree & with her hair covering her bra & her legs crossed, she looks just like a mermaid. I knew I chose her LEGO torso well.<br />
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The White Collars go back & forth over who to vote out, & it seems the decision rests with Tyler, who apparently is now called "The Big Man". <br />
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**Personal sidenote - I just finished up a 3 week sold-out run of The Full Monty, where I played Georgie, who calls her husband "Big Man", so this is bittersweet for me as the post-show sadness has hit hard this week. You can look at pictures from the show during its run, backstage pics, & the ridiculous amount of debauchery at our cast party <a href="https://t.co/NoVe2tzcj3" target="_blank">here</a>.**<br />
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The White Collars head to Tribal Council, which, let's be honest, is the moment Kai & I have been waiting for ever since we got the LEGO Ewok Village Set.<br />
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So then spills the (smaller bag of) beans all over her tribe of 6.<br />
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Shirin is digesting the new information that she's not a part of The Core Four of Max, Tyler, So & Joaquin with a Survivor reference.<br />
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Carolyn says But wait - she's in a solid alliance with Max & Shirin, & now Carolyn & So are arguing over who Max actually has been lying to. Let me save you all the truth-seeking - it's both of you.<br />
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Special thanks to <a href="https://twitter.com/ClaytonSpivey" target="_blank">Clayton Spivey</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/JessicaNFrey" target="_blank">Jessica Frey</a>, & <a href="https://twitter.com/MollieBlock" target="_blank">Mollie Block</a> for their help with this episode/recap. You guys are more amazing than a day of sourdough bread, bourbon, Chipotle, & Samoas. <br />
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Kai & I will be live-tweeting every episode this season, so follow us on Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/MomOfKai" target="_blank">@MomofKai</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/SonOfMomOfKai" target="_blank">@SonofMomofKai</a>, & you can follow this blog on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/WinterPaysForSummer" target="_blank">Facebook</a> as well!<br />
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Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-60690086173622233482015-01-22T16:32:00.000-05:002015-01-24T16:44:45.282-05:00Survivor: Worlds Apart - The Cast in LEGOFinally, after months of cast spoilers that began the day they left for Nicaragua, the cast of Survivor: Worlds Apart has been officially revealed. So now I can reveal the cast in LEGO.<br />
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This season, the tribes are split into themes: White Collar vs Blue Collar vs No Collar. I have found that the best place on the internet to get all the cast information at once (bios, pictures, videos) is at <a href="http://truedorktimes.com/s30/survivometer30.htm">truedorktimes.com</a>, where the videos will <i>even </i>play for those outside the US, unlike at cbs.com - thanks for that, <a href="https://twitter.com/truedorktimes">@truedorktimes</a>. Kai is ready to take a good hard look at this cast, so with a plate of kale chips in front of him (his request), here we go.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Max Dawson - <a href="https://twitter.com/fymaxwell" target="_blank">@fymaxwell</a></span></div>
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There are a lot of things I could share about Max, but let's keep the focus on me. Sure, he's on Survivor, but this is <i>my</i> blog, with which Max has a history. He is the very first Survivor to ever be honoured with his own LEGO minifigure <i>long before</i> being cast on the show. His minifigure made appearances in both my <a href="http://winterpaysforsummer.blogspot.ca/2013/05/survivor-caramoan-lego-finale-la.html" target="_blank">LEGO Caramoan Finale recap</a> and my <a href="http://winterpaysforsummer.blogspot.ca/2013/05/survivor-caramoan-lego-finale-la.html" target="_blank">LEGO Blood vs Water Finale recap</a>. Max actually brought both of our minifigures with him to Nicaragua, so I can now say that my minifigure has been on location, which is super cool. Sadly, I can't say the same for the minifigure in the above picture as Max only brought <i>my </i>minifigure back to me because <i>he</i> <i>lost his very special LEGO minifigure that I had trusted him with in the sands of some Nicaraguan beach after he took his press photos</i>. </div>
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Kai's Thoughts: <span style="color: red;">"As long as people know Max is my friend, I'm good."</span><br />
You, and literally every other person on the Internet, Kai.</div>
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There are also other people on Survivor this Season, but as Kai abandoned me once his kale chips were done & we finished watching/reading everything to do with Max (who is Kai's friend, you know), I'm just going to post them all without commentary. My intention really was to do a full cast assessment, & maybe we'll get around to updating this on the weekend when Kai is more into it.<br />
<span style="font-size: large;">UPDATE: He was & we did!</span><br />
I promise my recaps will not be biased or specifically Max-heavy or Max-light - I know everyone looks to the blog that recaps Survivor using toys to maintain its journalistic integrity, & I will not let you down, 17 readers of mine.</div>
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Shirin would bring whiskey & Beyoncé to the island so she's my favourite White Collar. Kai's thoughts are on why the other item she would bring would be a goat, or a muffin. </div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Joaquin Souberbielle - <a href="https://twitter.com/Joaqsworld" target="_blank">@Joaqsworld</a></span></div>
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Joaquin would bring alcohol & music to turn the island into a party, so he's my favourite White Collar. </div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Carolyn Rivera - <a href="https://twitter.com/MamaC_14" target="_blank">@MamaC_14</a></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Tyler Fredrickson - <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTFreddy" target="_blank">@TheTFreddy</a></span></div>
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Tyler is very blond - I can't help but see my brother's childhood Cabbage Patch Kid, Ollie Hunter, in the form of a grown man. I both like this more than I should, & find it eerie. And of course I will find a picture of him so you can be awed as well.</div>
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Kai's thoughts: <span style="color: red;">"I like how he's super confident about himself & I wonder if his football past will help him in some challenges."</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">So Kim - <a href="https://twitter.com/so_kim" target="_blank">@so_kim</a></span></div>
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So would bring letters from home to remind her to dig deep - that's what Jeff Probst is for! I love her hair. LOVE her hair. </div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Dan Foley - <a href="https://twitter.com/chxdigme" target="_blank">@chxdigme</a></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Mike Holloway - <a href="https://twitter.com/ucantdothat121" target="_blank">@ucantdothat121</a></span></div>
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Kai's thoughts:<span style="color: red;"> "Me & him are so alike. We both hate when people can't spell & we have a competitive fire inside. Never quit attitude? Another reason me & him are so alike."</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Sierra Dawn Thomas - <a href="http://instagram.com/sierra_dawn_" target="_blank">@sierra_dawn_</a> (IG)</span></div>
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. References to her physical, mental & emotional capabilities being at "a man's level", or "doing a man's job". Honey, you can get it without having to see a man as the barometer of success.</div>
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Kai's thoughts: <span style="color: red;">"If she was a barrel racer, she should have been in the Desolation of Smaug barrel scene. Or Donkey Kong."</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Lindsey Cascaddan - <a href="http://instagram.com/_tattoolou_" target="_blank">@_tattoolou_</a> (IG)</span><br />
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Lindsey seems super fun & would also bring alcohol to the island, & also makes a great LEGO minifigure so she is my favourite Blue Collar.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Kelly Remington - <a href="https://twitter.com/remington231" target="_blank">@remington231</a></span><br />
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Kelly would not bring alcohol to the island so I'm not sure how I feel about her.</div>
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Kai's thoughts: <span style="color: red;">"She should be in Cops R' Us."</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Rodney Lavoie Jr. - <a href="https://twitter.com/Rodney_Boston" target="_blank">@Rodney_Boston</a></span></div>
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Kai's thoughts: <span style="color: red;">"The Boston Bruins are my team and he said it was the city of champions. It's crazy how much I have in common with these Survivors."</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Joe Anglim - <a href="https://twitter.com/Janglim21" target="_blank">@Janglim21</a></span><br />
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Joe is pretty & rocks a glorious man bun. He is my favourite No Collar.</div>
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Kai's thoughts: <span style="color: red;">"He's an artist. I am so like all of these Survivors."</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Nina Poersch - <a href="https://twitter.com/NinaPoersch" target="_blank">@NinaPoersch</a></span><br />
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Nina's occupation is listed as Hiker, which is odd, but she seems like a sweet woman who's not afraid to backstab people so she's my favourite No Collar.</div>
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Kai's thoughts: <span style="color: red;">"I'm pretty astonished. I couldn't do that - be deaf on Survivor."</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Will Sims II - <a href="https://twitter.com/WillandMonifa" target="_blank">@WillandMonifa</a></span><br />
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Will likes karaoke, so he's my favourite No Collar.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Hali Ford - <a href="https://twitter.com/hali_ford" target="_blank">@hali_ford</a></span></div>
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I don't know if I want to see anyone this season more than Vince. A glorious man bun WITH FEATHERS CASCADING FROM IT? Come on.<br />
Kai's thoughts: <span style="color: red;">"Best use of feathers on Survivor ever."</span><br />
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And those are the minifigures Kai & I will be using for recreated scenes, memes, Vines, & maybe another <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMrJxVW0wCw" target="_blank">full-length song</a> if something spectacular happens this season. We'll be back in about a month with live-tweeting & more blogging, so in the meantime, follow me on Twitter - <a href="https://twitter.com/MomOfKai" target="_blank">@MomofKai</a>, and follow Kai, too - <a href="https://twitter.com/SonOfMomOfKai" target="_blank">@SonofMomofKai</a>.<br />
<br />Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-7559341995603952432015-01-10T13:53:00.000-05:002015-01-13T07:28:04.169-05:00Survivor: San Juan del Sur - LEGO - FinaleAfter <a href="https://twitter.com/melgotserved" target="_blank">@melgotserved</a> posted <a href="http://www.melgotserved.com/2015/01/the-bachelor-goodbye-juanuary-hello.html" target="_blank">her recap of The Bachelor</a> mere minutes after the premiere ended <i>last</i> Monday, I realized I had yet to post any sort of recap for Survivor: San Juan del Sur, which had its finale roughly 3 weeks ago.<br />
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At this point, it's only worth noting that there was a deserving winner, Natalie, & that Alec making the jury was one of the best things to ever happen on Survivor.<br />
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One reason why I forgot about doing a recap was because the finale night of live-tweeting was a lot of fun on its own - I agreed to allow Kai to live-tweet for the first time & it <a href="https://twitter.com/SonOfMomOfKai/status/545327227509145600" target="_blank">got off to a great start</a>. Turns out he's pretty good at live-tweeting, like when Probst wasted time talking to a young girl named Olivia in the audience.<br />
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OMG a cute little gir- wait I'm little</div>
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Or when it was challenge time.<br />
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If you put metal armour over one of the stations in the challenge and add eyes and a mouth it would look like a robot <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorFinale?src=hash">#SurvivorFinale</a></div>
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It's interesting to interact with someone on Twitter when they are sitting right next to you.<br />
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Another reason why I forgot to do a recap was because I'm just really ready for next season to start already. The San Juan del Sur finale ended with a preview of Season 30 - Survivor: Worlds Apart, in which someone states that they <i>step on people in order to get to the next plateau</i>. Whoa. Sounds like a player that will either be loved or hated.<br />
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Looks just like an Ewok Village, you say? And LEGO has an amazing version?<br />
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That's incredible, because someone must have given Santa a tip.<br />
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I'm very much looking forward to both watching & blogging this season, & to Kai's live-tweets, of course. So follow us both - <a href="https://twitter.com/MomOfKai" target="_blank">@MomofKai</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/SonOfMomOfKai" target="_blank">@SonofMomofKai</a> - & we'll be back with our thoughts & LEGO once the cast is announced!<br />
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Aw, puddin'. What a nice young man. Jon & Jacyln are confident that Keith will be voted out, but Natalie is finally going to get her revenge for the Jeremy vote. She, Keith, Missy, & Baylor will split the votes between Jon & Jaclyn in case an idol is played. But Missy is hard to convince because she has a deal with Jon that she feels she can't break.<br />
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When you choose Alec as your winner pick in your pre-show cast assessment <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/survivor?src=hash">#survivor</a> <a href="http://t.co/Rs4BocCBD7">pic.twitter.com/Rs4BocCBD7</a><br />
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Your face as you watch "Criminal Minds" on CBS because you're too lazy to change the channel after <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SURVIVOR?src=hash">#SURVIVOR</a> ends <a href="http://t.co/DrFvHlWEUD">pic.twitter.com/DrFvHlWEUD</a><br />
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Time to vote & votes are read & it's a three-way tie between Keith & Jon & Jaclyn. Revote gets Jon voted out, because despite Missy's reluctance, only Natalie & Baylor's votes are needed.<br />
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Tonight is the finale, & I've been convinced to let Kai live-tweet it, so follow <a href="https://twitter.com/SonOfMomOfKai" target="_blank">@SonofMomofKai</a> for a 10 year old's perspective, & spelling errors. He's really into emojis.<br />
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Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-48413438627846602742014-12-10T19:03:00.003-05:002014-12-10T19:03:35.452-05:00Survivor: San Juan del Sur - LEGO - Immunity DealsHuyopa returns to camp for a double episode after the departure of Wes. Reed & Alec are all WTF, KEITH? "When you said 'Stick with the plan' I was like 'Oh my god, Keith, you're killing me right now...so [Jon} panicked & he played the idol."<br />
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Jon is upset that Jaclyn thanked Natalie for telling him to play his idol. Jon wants to claim it was his idea for the jury.<br />
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Jaclyn is pissed that Jon...actually, I don't really know why she's pissed, but I had to remind Kai that they're engaged right now because he was getting upset that they were fighting.<br />
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<span style="color: red;">"'Screw him'?!? But she loves him!"</span><br />
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The Reward Challenge will be questions about the Survivors who have been voted out. A question answered correctly earns a chop at a rope holding up an effigy of a fellow Survivor. Three chops and that Survivor is out, by way of a rock that falls, crushing a skull that's <i>filled with blood</i>. <br />
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<span style="color: red;">"I like that."</span><br />
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These kinds of challenges never skimp on the horror. I mostly think of One World's version. <br />
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Or as <a href="https://twitter.com/melgotserved" target="_blank">@melgotserved</a> pointed out in her blog...<br />
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The winner gets a horseback ride, a BBQ, brownies, & a night at a resort.<br />
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Reed's is the first skull to be smashed, and Alec's & Keith's quickly follow. The alliance of 5 then stands there discussing what to do next - who should win, who should go to Exile.<br />
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Probst calls off the challenge & asks who they want to give the win to. Missy "wins", Jon volunteers to go to Exile. Missy gets to/has to choose 2 people with whom to share her reward, & she chooses Baylor & Natalie, leaving Jaclyn out. Reed calls Baylor a brat & Missy gets her back up. "That's my kid." But I mean with those bedroom eyes & that baby beard, how could anyone be mad at that face? <3<br />
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Someone who can't seem to grow a beard, Jon, wanted to go to Exile to find one of the idols that are back in play. Guess what? He finds it, just as easily as he found his first. And just like his previous stint on Exile, back at camp a Christy brother is hitting on Jaclyn. Alec says "It's not gonna hurt anybody. It's just kinda like cream cheese."<br />
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Kai finds this hi.lar.ious & starts listing off things he would never put cream cheese on.<br />
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<span style="color: red;">"Steak. Chicken fingers. Rice Krispie Squares. Pizza."</span><br />
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Alec takes the sweetening to another level.<br />
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Alec flirting with Jaclyn and enticing her and Jon to come sleep over by dangling the carrot that is downtown Orlando = whaaaaaat<br />
— Andy Dehnart (@realityblurred) <a href="https://twitter.com/realityblurred/status/540322831553544192">December 4, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Jon & Jaclyn fight & it takes up a lot of the rest of the episode until Tribal Council, when they talk about fighting some more, and Reed is voted out & I am sad.<br />
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Kai basically checks out at this point as 2 hours of Survivor, 1 of which is relationship drama, 1 of which is now running past his bedtime, has bored him into reaching to play on his iPad.<br />
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The next Reward Challenge involves standing on a small block while keeping a ball against wood using a fat rolling pin. The last person standing wins a bed at camp, which, as the winner of an air mattress in the Final Reward Challenge of my theatre group's Survivor weekend, I can tell you will be greatly appreciated. (I won mine on our Day 3 out of 4 & almost cried from happiness). They also win carbs in the form of pasta so it's a reward <i>made for me</i>.<br />
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Natalie wins this amazingness, sends Alec to Exile, & chooses Jon & Jaclyn to share the reward. Natalie is still intent on getting rid of Jon. <br />
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The Immunity Challenge is one from the first Blood vs Water, involving leveling a table upon which tiles need to be lined up. Let's have <a href="http://winterpaysforsummer.blogspot.ca/2013_12_01_archive.html" target="_blank">a look back</a> at how Monica did with it.<br />
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Jon wins Immunity, throwing a wrench into Natalie's plan. The 5 decide to split votes between Keith & Alec, with the majority of votes going to Keith.<br />
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At Tribal Council, voting out <i>Challenge Threats</i> is brought up. Keith admits:<br />
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Keith ends up being saved, & Alec is voted out, leaving behind a bewildered Missy & Jon & a smirking Natalie.<br />
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<br />Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-59100115656411191102014-12-01T19:33:00.000-05:002014-12-01T19:33:03.808-05:00Survivor: San Juan del Sur - LEGO - Oh SnapI'm back after my run of Cabaret, and a much-needed break. Since I've been gone, we've lost Kelley, Dale, Julie, Josh, & Jeremy, the latter two becoming the first 2 members of the jury. Keith and Jon both have idols. <br />
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This episode begins with the tribe returning to camp after voting Jeremy out. We're shown an adorable sloth, & are led to believe that said sloth is just hanging &/or creeping around in the dark camp, eavesdropping.<br />
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What is with <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rape-sloth" target="_blank">this trend</a> of vilifying sloths? How are we not all loving sloths <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70" target="_blank">the way Kristin Bell does</a>? Or, at the very least, the way <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWr30uoSCrw" target="_blank">Chunk</a> does?<br />
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Much like sub-alliances, a vote not turning out the way he expected it to was something Keith didn't know was a thing that sometimes happens on Survivor. Keith is now wary of Reed because<br />
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Natalie is now without her ally Jeremy, and is intent on voting Jon out and finding the idol she knows is at camp.<br />
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The Reward Challenge is a Team Challenge that involves swimming, climbing, unlocking puzzle pieces, and building a statue. First team to finish wins a trip to deliver baseball equipment to local children - baseball food included. Jon, Jaclyn, Reed, & Alec win the Reward, but Reed gives up his spot for Missy after Baylor cries that her Mom hasn't won a reward yet. The winning team sends Wes to Exile.<br />
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Everyone was all smiles at the Reward, because only Spencer doesn't like underprivileged children.<br />
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Back at camp, Reed explains voting to Keith, & Natalie & Baylor look for the idol even though Baylor doesn't know what's going on.<br />
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The Immunity Challenge is an Endurance Challenge, where Survivors stand on a small perch, and hold onto handles above their hands.<br />
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Side note: I am in love with Natalie's braids & even though my hair is super long & healthy, hers is about 3" longer & I fear I will never be happy with my hair again until it is at her length. <br />
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Probst tempts with chocolate & candy & Jon steps down as he says he felt like he wasn't going to last anyway. Keith, still up there, is not impressed. "Heck, I'm 53."<br />
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Kai isn't impressed either.<br />
<span style="color: #cc0000;">"'I'm 53'...says the guy wearing the backwards camouflage hat."</span><br />
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After 30 minutes, Probst taunts with "There's no way this doesn't hurt". Alec says<br />
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<span style="color: #cc0000;">"Does he know how that ended?"</span><br />
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Missy bails, & minutes later Baylor & Jaclyn jump down for cookies & milk. Somewhere, Angie is saying I TOLD YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS. <br />
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Wes jumps down for chicken wings & 2 beers. The man loves his tacos & wings...and something else, too.<br />
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The challenge goes on so long that Jon & Jaclyn fall asleep on the sidelines, & a Wes that just had 2 beers turns into Chris Farley.<br />
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Natalie is struggling to stay up, can't even spit past her own t-shirt, and her only competition left is Reed, who's flexing & smiling & winking. She jumps down for a killer meal she orders from Probst, & Reed wins Immunity. Almost immobile, Reed slowly lowers himself down off of his perch until he stretches out Broadway style.<br />
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Inspired by his own flexibility perhaps, Reed plans with Alec to get a split vote going between Keith & Wes, but to actually vote <i>with </i>Keith & Wes & get Jon out. While walking around with fish in his hands, Alec convinces Jon & Jaclyn to just trust him & believe him & <i>maybe he's taking the Jesus thing a little too far now.</i><br />
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Tribal Council is amazing. Nobody is sure of anything, everyone is paranoid & they all start talking over everyone else. Reed flat out tells Keith to stick to the plan, Jon & Jaclyn openly discuss and argue about what they're doing, & Missy compares everyone to popcorn because she has nothing useful to add. Baylor compares it to a Fun House, & says that she basically feels like:<br />
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but at the same time, kind of like:<br />
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When it's finally time to vote, Natalie tells Jon he should play his idol. He plays it. Keith sees this & tells Wes to get theirs out. There are gasps. Keith tells Wes to play it, & Wes declines because it isn't an eating contest. Keith plays the idol - which he never even unwrapped - for himself.<br />
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Probst reads the votes & Kai is giggling & shaking with excitement.<br />
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"Jon - does not count. Jon - does not count. Keith - does not count. Keith - does not count. Jon - does not count. Keith - nobody with any votes. Wes." Wes is voted out, but at least he participated in some great eating contests while in Nicaragua.<br />
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Jeremy, who had insisted that Keith had found the Exile Idol all along, was hilarious watching all of this unfold from the jury.<br />
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<br />Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-63904868492671470572014-10-22T17:01:00.005-04:002014-10-22T17:01:56.640-04:00Survivor: San Juan del Sur - LEGO - Bro Down. WE HAVE A BRO DOWN.Coyopa returns to camp after writing John Rocker's name down. Paper really does cover rock. <br />
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Dale is concerned that he didn't see this coming, & vows to amp up his social game. Otherwise,<br />
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Over at Hunahpu, Natalie finds the flint that Jon lost. Drew is aggravated that they traded fishing gear for a new flint at the last Reward Challenge.<br />
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The Reward Challenge involves a grappling hook, 3 bags of balls, & a catapult to launch the balls into 5 baskets. First person to land all 5 balls wins a choice of comfort items or campfire food. Jon competes against Jaclyn, & beats her. He chooses Drew to go to Exile Island with her, & Hunahpu chooses comfort as their reward.<br />
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At Exile, Drew can appreciate that Jaclyn is attractive, but Jon need not worry.<br />
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Drew's really out there to strategize and manipulate minds. Yes. He tells Jaclyn that he's going to throw the Immunity Challenge because there are snakes on his tribe that have to go.<br />
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Back at Hunahpu, alongside A LOT OF SNAKE FOOTAGE, Keith looksssss for the idol that hisssss Exsssssile Island clue wassss for. He can't find it & assssssumesssss that Jeremy mussssst have it. He tellsssss everyone elsssssse to keep that in mind. Reed tellssss Jeremy what Keith ssssssaid.<br />
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The Immunity Challenge is a race through water & obstacles to retrieve 3 rings, which must then be hooked onto a post. Drew throws the challenge, & Coyopa wins their first Immunity. Probst asks "Who wants it?" & nobody does because it's fucking creepy.<br />
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Over the weekend, Kai & I went to a really terrible wax museum in Niagara Falls with <a href="https://twitter.com/hstrong_" target="_blank">Haley Strong</a>. We went strictly because it looked horrible. <a href="http://instagram.com/p/uVvFIQpHta/?modal=true" target="_blank">Boy, were we right</a>. Anyway, while we were there, we saw the Immunity Idol.<br />
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Drew decides that Kelley is the biggest threat on Hunahpu because "she has not missed one episode of Survivor." Imagine that? Someone watching the show they're competing on? AND she's a <i>woman</i>? Gross, get her out. Drew continues his asinine behaviour all the way up to Tribal Council. <br />
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Everyone is confused, & 4 different names are written down. Drew is voted out. <br />
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<span style="color: red;">"If Jeff ever says 'The tribe has spoken' to me, I'll say: 'Yes they have, Jeff. Yes they have.'"</span><br />
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Drew can't blame his tribe, really, what with him being a physical powerhouse, strategic mastermind, AND he's kind of known in some parts of Europe for his modeling? I mean, yeah, get that threat out of there.<br />
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You probably noticed that Kai didn't have a lot to say this episode. Honestly, he mostly just sat beside me, shaking his head.<br />
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I will try to live-tweet as much as possible, but I won't be recapping the next few episodes of Survivor, as I'll be on a work trip this weekend, & after that I'll be in Hell Week & the 2-week run of a production of Cabaret, in which I'm playing prostitute Fräulein Kost. If you're in the Toronto area, come see (a lot of) me! Tickets at <a href="http://curtaincallplayers.com/">curtaincallplayers.com</a>.<br />
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<br />Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-48957507878141526482014-10-14T19:05:00.002-04:002014-10-14T19:16:10.576-04:00Survivor: San Juan del Sur - LEGO - Grow Some BallsCoyopa returns to camp from Tribal Council, where Val has just been voted out. Baylor is shaken from an almost-blindside, & Rocker is wondering who flipped.<br />
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Rocker reinforces that he's good with the Five Guys Alliance. Dude, you don't have to have a Five Guys Alliance just because <a href="http://winterpaysforsummer.blogspot.ca/2013/09/survivor-blood-vs-water-premiere-oh.html" target="_blank">they had a Five Guys Alliance in the first Blood vs Water season</a>. Brad Culpepper pops by quickly to remind Rocker what their Five Guy Alliances actually are:<br />
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At Hunahpu, Drew is remembering that he was warned about tropical storms. <i>Has our conscience shown? Has the sweet breeze blown?</i> They haven't experienced one yet, so Drew calls his tribe to action, preparing the shelter for a storm. The only thing is, weaving palm fronds can be tedious work, bro.<br />
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Natalie annoys Drew while he's sleeping & snoring & calls him out on it, & I really, really like Natalie. Jeremy tells her Drew's moronic behaviour is good for their game, but doesn't know if he'll last as long as he needs to for Jeremy to drag him to the end.<br />
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At the Reward Challenge/Exile Banishing, Jeremy sees that Val has been voted out. Rocker publicly apologizes to Jeremy, & now both tribes know that they had struck a deal on Exile Island to look out for each other's loved one. <br />
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The Reward Challenge involves balancing on a wobbly beam, using giant spatulas to transfer tiles from one end to the other. First to stack six wins a choice of a tarp, pillows, blankets, etc... <i>or </i>fishing gear.<br />
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Julie & Jaclyn do the Rock Paper Scissors, & again, playing against someone connected to Rocker, the challenger plays Rock. Rocker never shared this info with Julie, & instead of playing Paper, she plays Scissors & loses. Both Julie & Jaclyn just stand there for a minute trying to figure out who won because doesn't rock sharpen scissors?<br />
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Wes decides to compete as he says his Dad wouldn't be good at this at all & it sounds like he's angling for a whoopin'. Probst keeps calling Wes "West" as if he's the Dread Pirate Roberts & not a Fireman from Louisiana. Wes wins the first challenge for Coyopa, & Keith gets emotional instead of corporal punishment-al.<br />
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Intent on stirring up hate for John Rocker, Jeremy tells all of Hunahpu who he is. "He said a bunch of racist and homosexual stuff". Where is <i>that</i> article, because that one I'd like to read. Julie isn't around for any of this, as she is crying in the woods because...I actually don't know. She thinks Jeremy will vote her out next in retaliation? She enjoys a good bromance & just really thought those two would hit it off? She's upset.<br />
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At Coyopa, Baylor's trying to convince the boys to work with her & Jaclyn instead of Rocker. Alec says <i>She asks many questions, like children often do</i>. <br />
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Rocker attempts to get everyone on board for Dale while really getting them on board to vote for Baylor, but everyone seems to still want Rocker gone. At Tribal Council, Jacyln has one piece of advice for the men on Coyopa:<br />
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<br />Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-47000887109392547462014-10-07T21:20:00.000-04:002014-10-13T12:40:28.300-04:00Survivor: San Juan del Mar - LEGO - Own ItCoyopa returns from Tribal Council after voting Nadiya out. Josh immediately takes Baylor aside to explain his vote for her.<br />
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Baylor thinks it's sketchy, but recognizes it as "a game move". My 10 year old son is confused.<br />
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<span style="color: red;">"Wait - how is that a <i>gay move</i>?"</span><br />
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Over at Hunahpu, Reed stretches his leg above his head, so move over, Vytas. There's a new flexible Survivor.<br />
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Kelley realizes her tribe has lost the flint, & Jon takes full responsibility & compares himself to J'Tia, who did a little more than accidentally lose a flint.<br />
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Missy takes on her daughter Baylor, who, like her Mom, says she's visualizing "One of the exes". She splits her lip & cries & her Mom totally isn't in it anymore & basically dives.<br />
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Dale ties it up 4-4. Jaclyn takes on Kelley again, & Dale can't look. "It's her birthday today". Kelley gets her birthday wish & wins Immunity for Hunahpu. And now, for something I could watch over & over again:<br />
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Back at Coyopa, Rocker tells Val that he enjoyed spending time with Jeremy on Exile, but that he hasn't found an Idol from the clue Jeremy shared with him. Val says she found one on Exile, & <i>also </i>found one back at camp.<br />
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At Tribal Council, Probst reminds Coyopa that they haven't won anything. Josh says that's okay because we're in tech week & we're making changes & we haven't opened for really reallz yet, & when we do our show will be amazing & basically Coyopa will win all the Tonys & I LOVE JOSH.<br />
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Shockingly, Val does not play one of her imaginary idols, & Rocker looks pissed. Votes are tied between Val & Baylor. On the next vote, which can only be for Val or Baylor, Rocker votes for Val, saying "I told you what would happen. Now you're making me look like a liar to your husband." Val is voted out, & I miss her already.<br />
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<span style="color: red;">"Well, at least I know who Baylor is now."</span><br />
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<br />Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-40780467244139429012014-09-30T18:08:00.001-04:002014-10-13T12:40:47.130-04:00Survivor: San Juan del Sur - PremiereSan Juan del Sur is the 29th season of Survivor, and the 2nd installment of the Blood vs Water twist - playing with/against a loved one. It worked well when one of the pairs was a returning player, so this season is trying it with all newbies. Now, I didn't do a cast assessment this year because as a musical theatre performer/lover who created <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMrJxVW0wCw" target="_blank">Hold Up, Bro</a>, & whose theatre group had a fundraising Survivor weekend this summer (Our host was SitzProbst. SITZPROBST!!!), it's pretty clear that I'm a fan of musical theatre & Survivor colliding. So I didn't want to go on & on & on about my love for Reed & Josh. *<br />
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*I make no promises to restrain myself for future seasons.<br />
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Like last season, my 10 year old son Kai will be contributing to these recaps with his thoughts on the episodes (<span style="color: red;">which will display in a red font</span>), & he's decided he'll make Vines with the LEGO throughout the season as well - if you'd like to see what a 10 year old Vines, you can check him out <a href="https://vine.co/u/1027729730419720192" target="_blank">here</a>.<br />
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The second Blood vs Water season begins the same way the first did - with the pairs experiencing a "Day Zero" - one night together before the game really starts.<br />
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We begin to meet the pairs - Jaclyn, former Miss Michigan, says of her & Jon: "I don't want people to hate us & think we're this crazy perfect couple." I don't know, you guys look pretty generic to me.<br />
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Already I'm having flashbacks to last season.<br />
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Then there's former MLB star & infamous ranter John Rocker, & his girlfriend, <strike>Lisa Rinna</strike> Julie McGee.<br />
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Rocker starts talking, & in the cast videos I was struck by how much Danny McBride actually sounds like him as <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhJ04vcBbOg" target="_blank">Kenny Powers</a>, but throughout this whole episode, every single time Rocker said something:<br />
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2. He sounds exactly like Harold, the bass singer of The Statler Brothers. I'll be waiting for him to break out into <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbk8uiuJimE" target="_blank">Flowers on the Wall</a> at every moment.<br />
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Baylor & Missy are Mother-Daughter cheerleaders.<br />
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We meet real bros Drew & Alec, the lead singers for Collective Soul & Dishwalla, respectively.<br />
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Father & Daughter Dale & Kelley are hoping to strengthen their sometimes rocky relationship.<br />
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The we meet boyfriends & Broadway performers Reed & Josh, and with the new No-Talking-Survivor-on-Social-Media rule the current players have to follow, I'm beyond bummed because can you imagine a Hold Up, Bro remake voiced by these guys? I'm dying. DYING.<br />
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Maybe my favourite part of the premiere is when Probst tells us in a voiceover that they both perform on Broadway, & then clarifies <i>which </i>Broadway with "In New York". THANKS, JEFF. Josh shares that Reed gave him flint for their first Valentine's Day & I'M DONE I LOVE THESE TWO. <3<br />
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Jeremy & Val are my other out-of-the-gates favourites, & the fact that Val sounds like a much less-neurotic <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3S8ITfKZmE" target="_blank">Mindy Lahiri</a> only has a little bit to do with that.<br />
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I never watched The Amazing Race when The Twinnies were on, so all I know is that Nadiya & Natalie were polarizing. I tend to like people that other people dislike, so we'll see how this works out. But I adore their style.<br />
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Keith & Wes are Father-Son firefighters. <br />
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<a href="https://twitter.com/MomOfKai">@MomOfKai</a> Instead of live tweeting, will I need to subtitle the southerners for you guys?<br />
— James B. McDaniel (@peppermintfatty) <a href="https://twitter.com/peppermintfatty/status/514939376229707777">September 25, 2014</a></blockquote>
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After their night together, everyone comes together & Probst acts like he doesn't know anyone's names again. He separates the loved ones into 2 tribes, Coyopa and Hunahpu, & asks each tribe to put up someone for a one-on-one Reward Challenge. Winner brings flint & beans back to their camp, and the loser goes to Exile Island, which is back this season. Rock Paper Scissors decides which tribe puts up someone first - Hunahpu wins & Jeremy volunteers. Probst asks if he wants to know who he's competing against.<br />
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Surprise! It's your wife! These two are super competitive & it makes me want to play board games with them. Jeremy wins, and gets emotional about sending his wife to Exile. Probst tells him to pick one person from Hunahpu to send with Val to Exile, & he picks Keith - my first thought was "Go yourself!", but it's not clear if that was even an option, let alone a choice Jeremy would have made. Kai has other opinions.<br />
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<span style="color: red;">"I would have picked another girl to send with my wife because what if they fall in love? They're alone...on an island...that's romantic, right? And I know she's not a lesbian because she married a man."</span><br />
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Hunahpu flocks around Jeremy back at camp. He won them food & fire, he's a firefighter...he's beloved & trusted right away.<br />
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Over at Coyopa, everyone is much younger than Dale, who's already feeling ostracized. Dale <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F98B8oC0Mz8" target="_blank">fixes that.</a><br />
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Silly Keith - if you're in Massachusetts all you have to do is wait for The Rice Fairy to show up & <a href="http://www.bostonrobmariano.com/rulebook/" target="_blank">give you guidance</a>.<br />
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Keith finds out that Jeremy is a firefighter, and is now optimistic about forming a bond with Jeremy when he gets back to Hunahpu.<br />
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The majority of Hunahpu is frolicking in the water & Drew is wondering why nobody is helping him & Jon build the shelter. Jon says <i>Yeah, where did everyone go?</i> Drew says <i>Love is in the water, love is in the air. Show me where to look, tell me will love be there? </i> Jon scurries under the bamboo because <i>weird</i>. Drew reveals to us that he's kind of a big deal in Europe, in the modeling world. But he's not here to be a model. He's here to play Survivor. Julie thinks he's arrogant, so holy shit, that dude must be arrogant because she's dating John Rocker.<br />
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Rocker, meanwhile, has his cover blown by Wes, who, like his Dad, recognized him immediately.<br />
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At Coyopa, Josh's eyes are burning & irritated & somehow everyone decides there's poisonous sap in the greenery they used as roofing sometime in the day prior. <i>Must have been mid-afternoon, as I could tell by how far the child's shadow stretched out</i>, says Alec, and everyone is like <i>Bro, just help us get rid of these leaves.</i><br />
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Time for the first Immunity Challenge, which involves scurrying around like possessed spider people from a Japanese horror movie, & retrieving bags with pieces to help each tribe scale 3 walls in 3 different ways. First tribe to reach the top & solve a puzzle wins the creepiest Immunity Idol ever.<br />
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<span style="color: red;">"Way to give you nightmares, geez."</span><br />
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Coyopa has an early lead, as Rocker nails the rope ball catch thingy in what appears to be his third attempt, & helps his tribemates out by literally carrying them on his back, which makes for an awkward moment with Val.<br />
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<span style="color: red;">"Why can't they just use those stairs on the side? I would use the stairs."</span><br />
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Coyopa begins their puzzle first, but Hunahpu solves it first. Their excitement is shortlived as it sinks in that their loved ones will go to Tribal Council. So far, there is no <a href="https://vine.co/v/hEen5qdXaJJ" target="_blank">gloating</a> from anyone in this season of Blood vs Water.<br />
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Back at Coyopa with a Tribal Council looming, Dale knows he's the only one who can make fire, but he also knows he's the oldest. He sets his sights on Nadiya as a target, as watching her on The Amazing Race showed she won't hesitate to backstab someone.<br />
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Nadiya tries to solidify an alliance with Josh, telling him she thinks the girls should work together - & to Nadiya, that includes Josh. <br />
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<span style="color: red;">"Is she calling him a girl just because he likes boys? That's hashtag stupid, hashtag mean, hashtag sexist...wait - is that sexist or another <i>ist</i>?"</span><br />
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At Tribal Council, Nadiya furthers her ignorance by rationalizing everyone's love of Josh to him being "in-between the girls and the boys". Throughout this exchange, Rocker is presumably chewing off the inside of his cheeks trying to keep his mouth shut.<br />
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Time to vote, & Rocker votes Nadiya, saying to the camera, "I love you sweetheart, great personality" & you know in his head he's just <i>Anyone who calls a gay guy a chick is cool in my books.</i><br />
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Nadiya is the first boot, & the only mystery is why Josh voted for Baylor.<br />
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I've said it before, but if you're not following along with the live-tweeters during Survivor, you're missing one of the reasons it's so fun to watch, which makes the new social media ban for the players all the more annoying. Interacting with the Survivors is one of the things that makes this, & Reality TV in general, uniquely engaging in a way that a lot of television isn't. Here are a few of my favourite tweets/tweeters from the night, so if you want to get started, start by following these guys:<br />
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<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a> San Juan Del Stereotypes.<br />
— Andy Dehnart (@realityblurred) <a href="https://twitter.com/realityblurred/status/514948609842757633">September 25, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Would you call their shelter Coyopa Cabana? Thanks folks, I'm here all night. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a><br />
— Melissa (@melgotserved) <a href="https://twitter.com/melgotserved/status/514942599145472000">September 25, 2014</a></blockquote>
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The tribe with the firefighter and the cute blonde and the girl from <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TAR?src=hash">#TAR</a> and the douchey bro from Florida wins the challenge! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SURVIVOR?src=hash">#SURVIVOR</a><br />
— Max Dawson (@fymaxwell) <a href="https://twitter.com/fymaxwell/status/514942519398768640">September 25, 2014</a></blockquote>
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John Rocker finally has a "black friend" all his remarks are annulled <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SURVIVOR?src=hash">#SURVIVOR</a><br />
— Ari Ferarri (@AriFerarri) <a href="https://twitter.com/AriFerarri/status/514940773649743872">September 25, 2014</a></blockquote>
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why doesn't jaclyn have a bond with the guys? they don't have a uterus either!!! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/survivor?src=hash">#survivor</a><br />
— haley strong (@hstrong_) <a href="https://twitter.com/hstrong_/status/514947939936907264">September 25, 2014</a></blockquote>
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"Being divorced three times, I've learned to go with your gut. I've not learned to stop getting married." <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Survivor?src=hash">#Survivor</a><br />
— Colin Stone (@colinstone) <a href="https://twitter.com/colinstone/status/514934592671731712">September 25, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<br />Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-47780143640146480892014-05-20T20:13:00.001-04:002014-05-20T20:44:57.987-04:00Survivor: Cagayan - Brawn vs Brains vs Beauty: Sad SkeletorNow that my show is over & life has returned to as next to normal as I can get it, Kai & I are back for these last 2 episodes of Survivor. This Wednesday during the finale, I will be live-tweeting with Kai, & also attempting to LEGO meme live-tweet the live-tweeters. It's all very ambitious. I dream big.<br />
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While I was away from recapping, Survivor got sexy:</div>
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Kai had some interesting thoughts:</div>
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"I wonder what <a href="https://twitter.com/JeffProbst">@JeffProbst</a> thinks watching this. He probably has the time of his life. In a hot tub." <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Survivor&src=hash">#Survivor</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23thingsKaiSays&src=hash">#thingsKaiSays</a><br />
— Lisa Ferreira (@MomOfKai) <a href="https://twitter.com/MomOfKai/statuses/464195019323092992">May 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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and after Spencer called children "little monsters", he quickly dropped from Kai's #1 spot.<br />
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"I wish those 'Little Monsters' would come running out of the forest & take that necklace away from him." <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Survivor&src=hash">#Survivor</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23thingsKaiSays&src=hash">#thingsKaiSays</a><br />
— Lisa Ferreira (@MomOfKai) <a href="https://twitter.com/MomOfKai/statuses/464203496338640896">May 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Kai's comments in this recap are in red, as always. Before watching this episode with him, I told him he was going to like it. <br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">"Why? Do they talk about lambos?"</span><br />
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...close, Kai. Close.<br />
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With Tasha freshly voted out, Spencer is left without any allies, & puts all his hope on his belief that he's "playing [Survivor] with people who understand it so little." Kass states that she'd like to go to the end with Tony because he's annoyed so many people.<br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">"Well, he <i>is</i> a cop. He does have to be obnoxious sometimes."</span><br />
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The Reward Challenge involves rolling around in mud, & then filling a bucket with that mud, to win pizza with all the fixin's delivered right to camp. Tony wins, despite having no hair to help transport the mud.<br />
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Probst says "Everybody knows pizza delivered to home for one is kind of pathetic" & I'll BRB after I cancel my order. Tony chooses Trish to join him in his reward.<br />
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As they enjoy, Tony asks, "How do you beat a helicopter delivering your pizza?"<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Thank you for not questioning this strange request, <a href="https://twitter.com/AriFerarri" target="_blank">@AriFerarri</a>.</td></tr>
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And just for <a href="https://twitter.com/ChannonSarah" target="_blank">@ChannonSarah</a>...<br />
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Tony tells Kass he knows she was going to blindside him, thanks to Woo, but he wants to go to the end with her anyway. Kass decides that if she's going to sit next to Tony at the end, she needs to stir up trouble & make him as unlikeable as possible.<br />
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Kai is still stuck on the <a href="https://twitter.com/peppermintfatty" target="_blank">@peppermintfatty</a> hashtag he read over my shoulder last week.<br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">"I like #Kasshole better."</span><br />
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Kass tells Woo that Tony told her what he said to Tony & Tony blows up at her & takes back his Final 3 deal with her. Tony then <i>talks llama</i> & I've never been more bummed that I just don't have the time to make a LEGO llama for this recap, so just look at this one:<br />
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Kass & Spencer try to pull Woo in again. Spencer asks Woo if he has any thoughts.<br />
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While Woo thinks out loud, we see Tony getting some water.<br />
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Kass suggests taking out Trish, so Tony loses one of his options for a goat. Trish overhears, & is not happy. <br />
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The Immunity Challenge consists of unbraiding rope, unlocking rungs, building ladders, and a slide puzzle. Without balls or poles involved in any way, can Probst get an innuendo in there? Yes, he can. Probst takes the opportunity to bring #SEXYSURVIVOR back during the ladder-building portion.<br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">"Booooooooo."</span></div>
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As soon as they get back to camp, Trish lays into Kass.<br />
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Trish says "You turn around with that big, ugly, shit-eating grin on your face..." Of course, "shit" is bleeped out, & for the next 2 minutes, it's:<br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">"What was that word, Mom? "What"-eating face? You can tell me. I like finding out new things to say. Like Kasshole. But I won't say this one. So what was it? The B word? The F word? Tell me."</span><br />
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Kass later says, "She looked like frickin' Skeletor, with her big blue eyes popping out, & her skeleton finger waving in my face."<br />
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Everyone wants Woo to make a decision, & as much as I really like Woo, he's not very good at that.<br />
It's a lot of "What do I do?" before Tribal Council.<br />
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At Tribal, Kass says "Trish railed into me like a frickin' wild skeleton blue-eyed banshee", & I really, really hope Trish sends Kass this for her birthday:<br />
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Probsts asks Kass to repeat that, & Kass says she doesn't know what she just said, & my twitter feed is glorious for a moment, thanks to these beautiful people whom you most definitely should be following:<br />
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These guys. <3 <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Survivor&src=hash">#Survivor</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/peppermintfatty">@peppermintfatty</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/lashtweets">@lashtweets</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/spooloflies">@spooloflies</a> <a href="http://t.co/KId5BQSFqa">pic.twitter.com/KId5BQSFqa</a><br />
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Tony plays his Hidden Immunity Idol, & puts his Special Idol around his neck, lying that he'll use it next week, even though it's void after this Tribal Council. Probst never calls him out on it. So not only does Tony not give Trish one of his idols, he votes for her along with everyone else. Trish is voted out.<br />
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The finale is this Wednesday, which seems totally weird. I asked Kai who he'd like to see win, & he said:<br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">"Survivor is like hockey - I'm on my second picks for both. Because Boston is gone now & Spencer just sucks now. So go Chicago & go Woo."</span><br />
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Don't forget that this Wednesday, I will be live-tweeting with Kai, & LEGO-meme-live-tweeting the live-tweeters, so if you're not doing so already, follow me on twitter (<a href="https://twitter.com/MomOfKai" target="_blank">@MomofKai</a>), as well as all the wonderful live-tweeters I'll be live-tweeting, & like this blog's <a href="https://www.facebook.com/WinterPaysForSummer" target="_blank">Facebook</a> page!<br />
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Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-65782408005843335892014-04-02T16:28:00.006-04:002014-05-19T15:27:05.562-04:00Survivor: Cagayan - Brawn vs Brains vs Beauty - Walking DeadThe Solana Tribe returns to camp after voting Cliff out, & I have a confession to make. Up until <a href="https://twitter.com/truedorktimes" target="_blank">@truedorktimes</a> made me aware of my error, I had thought the name of this tribe was actually Salani, & I just thought it weird that they used the same tribe name in One World. You all know this misunderstanding could have been avoided if I'd had my very own <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23pocketpitman&src=typd&f=realtime" target="_blank">#PocketPitman</a>. Also if I had paid closer attention, but it's not like Probst ever said anything but Brawn, Brains, or Beauty before last week, either.<br />
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Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-32554997170795089452014-03-26T18:14:00.001-04:002014-05-19T15:26:48.037-04:00Survivor: Cagayan - Brawn vs Brains vs Beauty: Rolling LogjamAfter voting J'Tia out, the 3 remaining Brains return to camp.<br />
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Spencer envisions that this could be the Final 3. "The only thing between us & that is 2 entire tribes."<br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">"There are no alliances in the NBA. I don't think."</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">"Who's the guy who was in prison?"</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">"Vytas?"</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">"Yeah. I miss him."</span><br />
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<br />Lisa Ferreirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13577826906748816526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2612489197251552065.post-33663104662878714402014-03-19T14:53:00.002-04:002014-05-19T15:26:30.477-04:00Survivor: Cagayan - Brawn vs Brains vs Beauty - J'Pee-aBeauty returns to camp after voting out their pretty vegetarian butterfly, Brice. Morgan calls out Jeremiah for flipping on his other alliance.<br />
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Jeremiah responds in<i> that voice</i> *shudder*.<br />
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The challenge itself bruises everyone, with Probst delighting in every injury. <br />
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My son Kai's comments will be peppered throughout the blogs this season in a red font, & he took offense to Probst's "Lindsay takes one right in the...stomach!" comment.<br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">"Um, not really."</span><br />
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Even a 9 year old knows that's not her stomach. <br />
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LJ takes the worst of the crotch-shots, several times.<br />
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LJ keeps right on going, though, & Beauty wins the reward of 3 chickens & a rooster. J'Tia is absolutely useless in this challenge, despite her only job being placing items on a platform & hoisting, & single-handedly loses the reward of a dozen eggs for the Brains.<br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">"More like J'Pee-a."</span><br />
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Poor Tasha noticeably grimaces & turns her head when after a pathetic performance, J'Tia says:<br />
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Kai was particularly entranced by Spencer's reaction to their loss. So much so that he had to recreate it, much like he's been recreating other scenes from this season at every opportunity, like Garrett's J'Tia-Vote-Face, & Tony's impersonation of his tribe-mates' fabricated cries of <i>But I like Sarah!</i></div>
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The Beauty tribe wins the chickens & they do not know what to do with them. Or what the chickens do. Or <i>how</i> the chickens do whatever it is that they do. Or what<i> they</i> have to do to facilitate the chickens doing what they do, whatever that may be. Alexis seems to be the most confused. "Does, like, the rooster have to get it on with one of the hens to make eggs?" <i>No</i>. "So the eggs just keep happening?"<br />
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Convinced that everyone else is just <i>pretending</i> to understand the difference between unfertilized & fertilized eggs, Alexis asks "So are they, like, asexual? What makes them make eggs?" <br />
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At the Brawns' camp, Sarah plots to throw the Immunity Challenge to get Cliff out. Unfortunately for her, the Immunity Challenge involves throwing balls into hoops. So...yeah. <br />
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This was a very frustrating challenge to watch, mostly because Probst insisted on calling the balls <i>buoys</i>, & Buoys Buoys Buoys is just not as much fun as<br />
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Beauty finishes first. The Brawns try their hardest to lose, but they don't have J'Tia on their team. Spencer is jumping up & down in frustration as he is super close to actually winning a basketball playoff with a former NBA player, but J'Tia can neither dive down to release the buoys/balls, swim to retrieve them, or throw them to Spencer. J'Tia is basically as useful as I would be on Survivor (except I would <i>never</i> be wasteful with carbs). The Brains come in last, once again.<br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">"Well, maybe they should have PRACTICED for this challenge."</span><br />
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Back at camp, J'Tia plays up her loyalty, & Spencer plays up his physicality. This continues until Tribal Council, and throughout Tribal Council, where Probst notes that Tasha & Kass are making their decision right there, while Spencer & J'Tia are debating back & forth.<br />
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They make the right decision, and keep Spencer, but sadly, Kass never yells out her Episode 1 comment:<br />
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